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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 4:49pm
A few weeks ago, I came across the claim (which I just remembered now to ask you about) is that the phrase "bless your heart" is Southern code for "you're an asshole." As an unreconstructed secessionist, can you verify?
I would say it’s more a coded way to say someone is kind of dumb or foolish.
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Wolter wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 8:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 4:49pm
A few weeks ago, I came across the claim (which I just remembered now to ask you about) is that the phrase "bless your heart" is Southern code for "you're an asshole." As an unreconstructed secessionist, can you verify?
I would say it’s more a coded way to say someone is kind of dumb or foolish.
Gotcha. Calhoun forever!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 8:25pm
Wolter wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 8:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 4:49pm
A few weeks ago, I came across the claim (which I just remembered now to ask you about) is that the phrase "bless your heart" is Southern code for "you're an asshole." As an unreconstructed secessionist, can you verify?
I would say it’s more a coded way to say someone is kind of dumb or foolish.
Gotcha. Calhoun forever!
Well, bless your heart for saying that, sugar.
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Wolter wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 8:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 8:25pm
Wolter wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 8:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 4:49pm
A few weeks ago, I came across the claim (which I just remembered now to ask you about) is that the phrase "bless your heart" is Southern code for "you're an asshole." As an unreconstructed secessionist, can you verify?
I would say it’s more a coded way to say someone is kind of dumb or foolish.
Gotcha. Calhoun forever!
Well, bless your heart for saying that, sugar.
Thanks!


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I guess I’ll put this here:

I got an on-camera agent today, and now I have big plans.

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Wolter wrote:
24 Apr 2018, 11:22pm
I guess I’ll put this here:

I got an on-camera agent today, and now I have big plans.

Shouldn’t you have a cigar? You could fatten up the under-chin too. Eat more jerky and start using your face as a napkin.
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Otherwise, great! Good on ya.
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Well done man, that's great.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Today's Mary Worth appeals to the otherwise unappealing Wolter/geriatric demo:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Ha!
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