The Gen X Thread: Older, Fatter, Still Alienated

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Re: The Gen X Thread: Older, Fatter, Still Alienated

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
The correct plural is "Gorillas Grodd."
Fucking Woltfire got me … :disshame:
I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.
Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
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Re: The Gen X Thread: Older, Fatter, Still Alienated

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
The correct plural is "Gorillas Grodd."
Fucking Woltfire got me … :disshame:
I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.
Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
Question: will there be a free buffet?
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Re: The Gen X Thread: Older, Fatter, Still Alienated

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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Fucking Woltfire got me … :disshame:
I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.
Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
Question: will there be a free buffet?
Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Kory wrote:
I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.
Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
Question: will there be a free buffet?
Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.
Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.

If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
Question: will there be a free buffet?
Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.
Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.

If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
No such thing as a closet Parrothead. They seemingly do not possess the shame gene.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: The Gen X Thread: Older, Fatter, Still Alienated

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
Question: will there be a free buffet?
Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.
Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.

If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
No such thing as a closet Parrothead. They seemingly do not possess the shame gene.
I try to shame Gene as much as possible.
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Re: The Gen X Thread: Older, Fatter, Still Alienated

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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Fucking Woltfire got me … :disshame:
I embarrassed myself by laughing heartily at the office.
Still laughing about this and getting strange looks from passers-by.
The Medulla-Wolter Grammar Follies and Smiles tour will be coming to an airport Sheraton near you this summer!
Question: will there be a free buffet?
With free buffets, there's always a price to be paid.
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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Question: will there be a free buffet?
Sorta. We will be freely pumping Jimmy Buffett on the PA. We will be backstage laughing at your misery.
Joke's on you! Closet Parrothead right here.

If I pretend to like it, maybe it will stop...
No such thing as a closet Parrothead. They seemingly do not possess the shame gene.
I try to shame Gene as much as possible.
He's a Tarheel now. That's pretty much rock bottom.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
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Dr. Medulla wrote:I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
Lord knows I've considered it
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
Lord knows I've considered it
Those idiots don't realize that I'll be dust and ashes before I can reasonably be considered to move into a retirement home. Go hassle someone who is full of a zest for life, assholes.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:I received another card in the mail today asking me to consider retirement living. :(
I'm considering it.
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There are a handful of songs that have the capacity to cause time travel. I am instantly sixteen when I hear this—it's unavoidable; I am incapable of listening to it in the present or at any other age—yet, thankfully, I'm a much happier version of sixteen when it's playing. The first fifteen seconds signal so much fun.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
14 Mar 2017, 10:41am

There are a handful of songs that have the capacity to cause time travel. I am instantly sixteen when I hear this—it's unavoidable; I am incapable of listening to it in the present or at any other age—yet, thankfully, I'm a much happier version of sixteen when it's playing. The first fifteen seconds signal so much fun.
I count the album that's from as one of the best of all time. Hard to top.
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