FAO Hoy

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Silent Majority wrote:Lovely picture, but I'm getting another hangover just looking at it.
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On my 9-day vacation, I lost four pounds. I blame avoiding English breakfast like the plague.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:On my 9-day vacation, I lost four pounds. I blame avoiding English breakfast like the plague.
How can anyone not love a full English?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:On my 9-day vacation, I lost four pounds. I blame avoiding English breakfast like the plague.
How can anyone not love a full English?
Even I would admit the full English is awesome.

If I recall, Hoy hates eggs.
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Wolter wrote:
Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:On my 9-day vacation, I lost four pounds. I blame avoiding English breakfast like the plague.
How can anyone not love a full English?
Even I would admit the full English is awesome.

If I recall, Hoy hates eggs.
I'm very particular about eggs. Unless they are scrambled, they taste like gooey sulfur which is about the most unappealing thing I can imagine. Even scrambled, they have to be cooked in a particular way for me to enjoy them as opposed to just find them passable. The fucking boiled tomato is vile though. And random shit like beans and dry ass toast.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Tomato in a full English should be grilled or fried. Must admit, I'm not a fan of beans in the full English. Mushrooms, black pudding and fried bread is compulsory.
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matedog wrote:On my 9-day vacation, I lost four pounds.
According to the current exchange rate, that's about 6 bucks.

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To be fair to Andrew, to lose weight after consisting almost only on Doner kebabs is quite an achievement. Even if he is uncharacteristically misguided about how fantastically delicious southern food is.
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I don't know how anyone can eat a donner kebab unless they're really pissed.
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Silent Majority wrote:To be fair to Andrew, to lose weight after consisting almost only on Doner kebabs is quite an achievement. Even if he is uncharacteristically misguided about how fantastically delicious southern food is.
When have I ever disparaged southern food? We're talking about southern US right?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Heston wrote:I don't know how anyone can eat a donner kebab unless they're really pissed.
Doner is quite delicious on mainland Europe. Truth be told, of the probably six or seven times I ate it on this trip, I was probably drunk at least half of them.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Heston wrote:I don't know how anyone can eat a donner kebab unless they're really pissed.
They taste great and have such a satisfying texture. I could have one a day if I didn't want to get American-style obese.
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BR16ADE_R055E wrote:
matedog wrote:On my 9-day vacation, I lost four pounds.
According to the current exchange rate, that's about 6 bucks.
Let this not get lost in the conversation, but that's a fine joke.
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