Boston Is a Land Of Whimsy

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
27 Apr 2018, 9:47pm
I will never live far from the sea again.
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ugh, you gotta go back a page for the joke, forget it
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tepista wrote:
07 May 2018, 1:43pm
ugh, you gotta go back a page for the joke, forget it

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https://duuber.com/product-category/ava ... ostonarea/

This is the most Boston work around of weed laws. You buy a t shirt and the guy comes by with a t shirt and a gift of weed. The t shirt has a picture of the gift!

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https://duuber.com/product-category/ava ... ostonarea/

This is the most Boston work around of weed laws. You buy a t shirt and the guy comes by with a t shirt and a gift of weed. The t shirt has a picture of the gift!

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Meanwhile, at Faneuil Hall. . .

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Meanwhile, at Faneuil Hall. . .

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What on earth...
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I saw this at the bar. I’m trying to decide if it’s racist somehow.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
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http://www.wcvb.com/article/woman-finds ... r/20955160

This is a good one.

All I can think of for this one is:

"But how many hours was the perpetrator stuck in traffic on yesterday's Expressway clusterfuck bringing that thing in????"

. . .because I can't think of a single livestock farm within 10 miles of the city, or any town fairs with petting zoos that happened this past weekend.

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Is it wrong that I am rooting for the raccoons?
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JennyB wrote:
04 Jun 2018, 12:54pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
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Is it wrong that I am rooting for the raccoons?
They are magnificent little beasts.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
04 Jun 2018, 2:10pm
JennyB wrote:
04 Jun 2018, 12:54pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Jun 2018, 9:47pm
Is it wrong that I am rooting for the raccoons?
They are magnificent little beasts.
Growing up my friend had a mostly outdoor cat and the cat slept in this big mailbox. One night there was a horrible rainstorm and the cat was sitting at the window wanting to come in rather than being cozy and dry in the mailbox. He looked out to see what was up and there was a raccoon using the mailbox as a shelter.

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