It seems like yet one more step to removing any form of physical exertion from golfing. It will become America's sport if they have to replace the pin flag with a McRib on a stick!Rat Patrol wrote:Hence, I just plunked down $25 for something called a "shag bag".
And I feel kinda dirty and depressed for doing so.
It looks like a fanny pack with an exhaust pipe. I can't even hazard a guess as to what its purpose is or how it works. Or why this is a necessary accessory one can't live without. Or how it in any way, shape, or form improves ones golf game.
Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
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Which is exactly why I feel so conflicted about basically putting a down payment on the Hoveround somebody will take to a Walmart to exchange one of my 'thoughtful' gifts.Dr. Medulla wrote:It seems like yet one more step to removing any form of physical exertion from golfing. It will become America's sport if they have to replace the pin flag with a McRib on a stick!Rat Patrol wrote:Hence, I just plunked down $25 for something called a "shag bag".
And I feel kinda dirty and depressed for doing so.
It looks like a fanny pack with an exhaust pipe. I can't even hazard a guess as to what its purpose is or how it works. Or why this is a necessary accessory one can't live without. Or how it in any way, shape, or form improves ones golf game.
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I usually tell people who ask me what I want to just make a donation to an animal shelter. I've mostly got as much stuff as I need. So make a donation to some charity or service in their name (and then see the selfishness of the season bubble up when they react …).Rat Patrol wrote:Which is exactly why I feel so conflicted about basically putting a down payment on the Hoveround somebody will take to a Walmart to exchange one of my 'thoughtful' gifts.Dr. Medulla wrote:It seems like yet one more step to removing any form of physical exertion from golfing. It will become America's sport if they have to replace the pin flag with a McRib on a stick!Rat Patrol wrote:Hence, I just plunked down $25 for something called a "shag bag".
And I feel kinda dirty and depressed for doing so.
It looks like a fanny pack with an exhaust pipe. I can't even hazard a guess as to what its purpose is or how it works. Or why this is a necessary accessory one can't live without. Or how it in any way, shape, or form improves ones golf game.
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Re: Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
Yeah I stopped participating in the giving aspect of Christmas with members of my adult family. They are all fairly well off and it had turned into just buying gift cards for people and them buying them for me, pretty pointless.Dr. Medulla wrote:I usually tell people who ask me what I want to just make a donation to an animal shelter. I've mostly got as much stuff as I need. So make a donation to some charity or service in their name (and then see the selfishness of the season bubble up when they react …).Rat Patrol wrote:Which is exactly why I feel so conflicted about basically putting a down payment on the Hoveround somebody will take to a Walmart to exchange one of my 'thoughtful' gifts.Dr. Medulla wrote:It seems like yet one more step to removing any form of physical exertion from golfing. It will become America's sport if they have to replace the pin flag with a McRib on a stick!Rat Patrol wrote:Hence, I just plunked down $25 for something called a "shag bag".
And I feel kinda dirty and depressed for doing so.
It looks like a fanny pack with an exhaust pipe. I can't even hazard a guess as to what its purpose is or how it works. Or why this is a necessary accessory one can't live without. Or how it in any way, shape, or form improves ones golf game.
Re: Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
I feel your sense of alienation from your relations.Rat Patrol wrote:And that he will use this when playing the links in Florida with his frat buddies and talk about it the next time they go flying cross-country to see a Kenny Chesney concert.
My brother's kind of a douchnozzle, too.
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Arsenal Mall, Watertown, MA, 12/19, 3:30pm:
Mall Santa with personal hygiene level at 2 on scale of 10 makes this unmistakable face to me as I pass by:
There were no children to be seen in that entire wing of the mall. The Santa's Village looked like it hadn't been visited all day...and that it had been slept in.
Mall Santa with personal hygiene level at 2 on scale of 10 makes this unmistakable face to me as I pass by:
There were no children to be seen in that entire wing of the mall. The Santa's Village looked like it hadn't been visited all day...and that it had been slept in.
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Considering you look like David Berkowitz or Richard Rodriguez or Ted Bundy, I don't blame him.Rat Patrol wrote:Arsenal Mall, Watertown, MA, 12/19, 3:30pm:
Mall Santa with personal hygiene level at 2 on scale of 10 makes this unmistakable face to me as I pass by:
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I wouldn't mind seeing that for a laugh. I did see a borracho in a santa hat passed out on high school lawn on sunday.Rat Patrol wrote:Arsenal Mall, Watertown, MA, 12/19, 3:30pm:
Mall Santa with personal hygiene level at 2 on scale of 10 makes this unmistakable face to me as I pass by:
There were no children to be seen in that entire wing of the mall. The Santa's Village looked like it hadn't been visited all day...and that it had been slept in.
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Re: Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks
This prompts me to remind you all that "The Santaland Diaries" by David Sedaris is a great one-man play. If it's being presented anywhere near you, go out and see this subversive masterpiece.Rat Patrol wrote:Arsenal Mall, Watertown, MA, 12/19, 3:30pm:
Mall Santa with personal hygiene level at 2 on scale of 10 makes this unmistakable face to me as I pass by:
There were no children to be seen in that entire wing of the mall. The Santa's Village looked like it hadn't been visited all day...and that it had been slept in.
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I've only listened to the audiobook reading, but it is superb. So is his essay "Six to Eight Black Men," about the Dutch Christmas tradition. My mother was born in Holland, so I grew up knowing the story of Sinterklaas and Black Peter, which has made Sedaris' analysis even funnier. Seriously, take fifteen minutes and listen to this—you won't regret it.Spiff wrote:This prompts me to remind you all that "The Santaland Diaries" by David Sedaris is a great one-man play. If it's being presented anywhere near you, go out and see this subversive masterpiece.Rat Patrol wrote:Arsenal Mall, Watertown, MA, 12/19, 3:30pm:
Mall Santa with personal hygiene level at 2 on scale of 10 makes this unmistakable face to me as I pass by:
There were no children to be seen in that entire wing of the mall. The Santa's Village looked like it hadn't been visited all day...and that it had been slept in.
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Well, it's not candy...
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This year's traumatizing Xmas Yankee Swap gift I got stuck with:
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/t ... ng-santa1/
Bonus: it was from extended family.
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/t ... ng-santa1/
Bonus: it was from extended family.
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Clearly.Rat Patrol wrote:This year's traumatizing Xmas Yankee Swap gift I got stuck with:
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/t ... ng-santa1/
Bonus: it was from extended family.
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Love this thread title.
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