Offical Thread of Christmas Candy that Looks Like Dicks

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I'm also hoping this becomes the general xmas thread altogether.
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Or dicks at Christmas …
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Damn, Mary Tyler Moore was hot in the 60s.
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Wolter wrote:
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Damn, Mary Tyler Moore was hot in the 60s.
True, but still trailing far behind Elizabeth Montgomery.
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Ha! Santa's belt buckle says he wants "ANL" :scared:
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Spiff wrote:
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Ha! Santa's belt buckle says he wants "ANL" :scared:
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Liz Montgomery is tops. I just watched her "Thriller" episode, "Masquerade" a few days ago, and the whole time wishing for her dress to fall off.

here's a bit of it.

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tepista wrote:Liz Montgomery is tops. I just watched her "Thriller" episode, "Masquerade" a few days ago, and the whole time wishing for her dress to fall off.

here's a bit of it.

[youtube][/youtube]
With Tom Poston! She was also in at least one Twilight Zone episode, playing an astronaut(?) who ends up being the Eve of a society (is it supposed to be Earth? My recollection is weak). Anyway, easily one of the most beautiful women ever on tv.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: She was also in at least one Twilight Zone episode, playing an astronaut(?) who ends up being the Eve of a society (is it supposed to be Earth? My recollection is weak)..
Post war apocalypse and she and Chuck Bronson are the last two people on what might be Earth. They don't speak the same language so at first they're at odds, but loneliness eventually breaks them down. Episode is called "Two"
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I think you're half-confusing the episode with Probe Seven Over and Out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probe_7,_Over_and_Out

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_%28The ... ht_Zone%29
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Ah, yup, I was mixing things up. Hey, you're a gorgeous woman and here's the last man on the planet, Charles Bronson. Um, yeah, sorry about that.
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