Thread of Dreams

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Flex wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 8:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 6:17am
Had a good one last night. I was the manager of a country singer who went by the name Big Anus, The Rodeo Queen (don't know if that was a man or a woman) and would only perform at bowling alleys. I was phoning around to various places and told that the law prohibited live performances during league games and it was the playoffs all month. Big Anus, the Rodeo Queen was getting pissed at me so I was getting more and more desperate trying to get a bowling alley to break the law.
That was no dream.
Oh great, I'm going to be fired from my job.
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Flex wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 8:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 6:17am
Had a good one last night. I was the manager of a country singer who went by the name Big Anus, The Rodeo Queen (don't know if that was a man or a woman) and would only perform at bowling alleys. I was phoning around to various places and told that the law prohibited live performances during league games and it was the playoffs all month. Big Anus, the Rodeo Queen was getting pissed at me so I was getting more and more desperate trying to get a bowling alley to break the law.
That was no dream.
That was my wife!

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Inder wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 10:26am
Flex wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 8:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 6:17am
Had a good one last night. I was the manager of a country singer who went by the name Big Anus, The Rodeo Queen (don't know if that was a man or a woman) and would only perform at bowling alleys. I was phoning around to various places and told that the law prohibited live performances during league games and it was the playoffs all month. Big Anus, the Rodeo Queen was getting pissed at me so I was getting more and more desperate trying to get a bowling alley to break the law.
That was no dream.
That was my wife!
So, um, about her name …
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I dreamt I was being savaged by a cat last night, woke up screaming and everything.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 10:56am
I dreamt I was being savaged by a cat last night, woke up screaming and everything.
Peter Criss sex fantasies again?
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Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 10:56am
I dreamt I was being savaged by a cat last night, woke up screaming and everything.
Pussy.
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Wolter wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 11:29am
Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 10:56am
I dreamt I was being savaged by a cat last night, woke up screaming and everything.
Peter Criss sex fantasies again?
I thought he was the gentle one.

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Wolter wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 11:29am
Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 10:56am
I dreamt I was being savaged by a cat last night, woke up screaming and everything.
Peter Criss sex fantasies again?
No, my fantasies always involve Gene and Paul.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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I actually had a rare celeb sex dream last week. I was getting blown by Tina Fey.
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Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 3:43pm
Wolter wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 11:29am
Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 10:56am
I dreamt I was being savaged by a cat last night, woke up screaming and everything.
Peter Criss sex fantasies again?
No, my fantasies always involve Gene and Paul.
...and your love gun?
Image

Forces have been looting
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Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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Marky Dread wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 4:06pm
Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 3:43pm
Wolter wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 11:29am
Heston wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 10:56am
I dreamt I was being savaged by a cat last night, woke up screaming and everything.
Peter Criss sex fantasies again?
No, my fantasies always involve Gene and Paul.
...and your love gun?
Rocket Ride
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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i dreamt i was getting chased around new york by skellingtons. WHAT DOES IT MEAN DAMMIT
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 5:01pm
i dreamt i was getting chased around new york by skellingtons. WHAT DOES IT MEAN DAMMIT
Probably that you need to seriously re-evaluate your affection for shitty 90s music (Sigmund Freud, The Interpretation of Dreams [1899], pp. 35–56.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 5:10pm
Probably that you need to seriously re-evaluate your affection for shitty 90s music (Sigmund Freud, The Interpretation of Dreams [1899], pp. 35–56.)
so weird since i only listen to good 90s music like marcy playground and dave
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Re: Thread of Dreams

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Flex wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 5:13pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2019, 5:10pm
Probably that you need to seriously re-evaluate your affection for shitty 90s music (Sigmund Freud, The Interpretation of Dreams [1899], pp. 35–56.)
so weird since i only listen to good 90s music like marcy playground and dave
You overlap with Hoy. A Hoy complex is like a zillion times worse than any other complex.
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