"What Have Millennials Ruined Today?" Game, presented by Charleston Chew™

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Post by tepista » 25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm

Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
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Post by WestwayKid » 26 Oct 2018, 10:15am

tepista wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm
Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
I think they like it, but they prefer to call it aoili... ;)
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Post by matedog » 26 Oct 2018, 11:30am

tepista wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm
Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
My hatred for mayo is well documented here. Liking mayo makes no god damn sense to me.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by BostonBeaneater » 26 Oct 2018, 11:45am

matedog wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 11:30am
tepista wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm
Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
My hatred for mayo is well documented here. Liking mayo makes no god damn sense to me.
I think not liking it is crazy. It's eggs and vinegar! What is not to like? I can't imagine a turkey sandwich without it. I'm convinced aioli was named so just to trick people who are bias against mayo into eating it. It's like when ecstasy was rebranded as molly.

How do you feel about tartar sauce?
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Post by matedog » 26 Oct 2018, 12:30pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 11:45am
matedog wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 11:30am
tepista wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm
Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
My hatred for mayo is well documented here. Liking mayo makes no god damn sense to me.
I think not liking it is crazy. It's eggs and vinegar! What is not to like? I can't imagine a turkey sandwich without it. I'm convinced aioli was named so just to trick people who are bias against mayo into eating it. It's like when ecstasy was rebranded as molly.

How do you feel about tartar sauce?
My issue is that it has minimal flavor. Defendants talk about it adding moisture to an otherwise dry sandwich. You know what else does the same thing? Pretty much any other sauce, but unlike mayo, pretty much any other sauce has flavor. And to make matters worse, almost any other spread or whatever is usually a lot healthier than the option that contributes next to nothing flavor wise.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Oct 2018, 12:36pm

matedog wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 12:30pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 11:45am
matedog wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 11:30am
tepista wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm
Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
My hatred for mayo is well documented here. Liking mayo makes no god damn sense to me.
I think not liking it is crazy. It's eggs and vinegar! What is not to like? I can't imagine a turkey sandwich without it. I'm convinced aioli was named so just to trick people who are bias against mayo into eating it. It's like when ecstasy was rebranded as molly.

How do you feel about tartar sauce?
My issue is that it has minimal flavor. Defendants talk about it adding moisture to an otherwise dry sandwich. You know what else does the same thing? Pretty much any other sauce, but unlike mayo, pretty much any other sauce has flavor. And to make matters worse, almost any other spread or whatever is usually a lot healthier than the option that contributes next to nothing flavor wise.
Megadittos, Rush. The only mayo I've ever had that wowed me was chipotle mayo and that was because of the added flavour. Otherwise it's just bland gunk.
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Post by tepista » 26 Oct 2018, 4:36pm

I thought they didn't like it cuz Taylor Swift didn't like it, or whatever else mills get their opinions from.
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Post by 101Walterton » 26 Oct 2018, 7:46pm

WestwayKid wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 10:15am
tepista wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm
Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
I think they like it, but they prefer to call it aoili... ;)
Hahaha that is so true. 25.25W hates mayo but loves Aoili????

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Post by BostonBeaneater » 26 Oct 2018, 7:49pm

matedog wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 12:30pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 11:45am
matedog wrote:
26 Oct 2018, 11:30am
tepista wrote:
25 Oct 2018, 5:05pm
Millennials don't like mayonnaise? What's that all about?
My hatred for mayo is well documented here. Liking mayo makes no god damn sense to me.
I think not liking it is crazy. It's eggs and vinegar! What is not to like? I can't imagine a turkey sandwich without it. I'm convinced aioli was named so just to trick people who are bias against mayo into eating it. It's like when ecstasy was rebranded as molly.

How do you feel about tartar sauce?
My issue is that it has minimal flavor. Defendants talk about it adding moisture to an otherwise dry sandwich. You know what else does the same thing? Pretty much any other sauce, but unlike mayo, pretty much any other sauce has flavor. And to make matters worse, almost any other spread or whatever is usually a lot healthier than the option that contributes next to nothing flavor wise.
It’s like tangy with notes of lemon. It is flavor and squish.
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Post by Rat Patrol » 03 Dec 2018, 1:54pm

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
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Post by WestwayKid » 03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 1:54pm
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
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Post by BostonBeaneater » 03 Dec 2018, 3:35pm

WestwayKid wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 1:54pm
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
OK millennials, let's talk! Matey, you millennial SOB, do you own a can opener?

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Post by Dr. Medulla » 03 Dec 2018, 4:29pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:35pm
WestwayKid wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 1:54pm
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
OK millennials, let's talk! Matey, you millennial SOB, do you own a can opener?

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That's an avocado opener for spreading on your gluten-free toast.
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Post by 101Walterton » 03 Dec 2018, 5:01pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 4:29pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:35pm
WestwayKid wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 1:54pm
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
OK millennials, let's talk! Matey, you millennial SOB, do you own a can opener?

Image
That's an avocado opener for spreading on your gluten-free toast.
You are a sideist!! That is a right handed can opener why not post a left handed one? Oh that’s right everyone should be right handed!

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Post by matedog » 03 Dec 2018, 5:41pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:35pm
WestwayKid wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 3:00pm
Rat Patrol wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 1:54pm
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/03/millenn ... -back.html

Heston's entire "weird things that come in tins" diet.
"A lot of millennials don't even own can openers," Andy Mecs, the vice president of marketing and innovation for Starkist, said to the Journal.
OK millennials, let's talk! Matey, you millennial SOB, do you own a can opener?

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Yep. Use it for black beans. But that's about it. Canned tuna is disgusting.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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