Well, be vigilant around loose seals.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 May 2017, 4:05pmNephew's son still has both hands, so, for the time being, no.Kory wrote: ↑23 May 2017, 3:31pmIs he a monster?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 May 2017, 8:44pmWe had supper last night with my nephew and his wife. They have a couple young children, one of whom is a two-year-old boy who adores his mother. My nephew has taken to calling him Buster (as in Arrested Development). Whether shoulder rubs are in the cards remains to be seen.
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"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I agree that anyone under 45 who goes of his own free will to a Metallica concert should by all rights be labelled as "doofy" for the whole country to mock.
What's this about a lost car?
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gor here too late, page does not exist.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑26 Mar 2012, 3:10pmhttp://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/ ... TE=DEFAULT
We are surrounded by monsters.
i work in public education. there are some very spoiled kids out there.
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So, Black Mirror, "Arkangel" …
Unsubtle, but the plausibility factor (accepting the technology's existence) made it quite unsettling. And glad I don't have kids and, hence, the temptation.
Unsubtle, but the plausibility factor (accepting the technology's existence) made it quite unsettling. And glad I don't have kids and, hence, the temptation.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Wtf!
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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I know—newborns can't talk!
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Was she praying for a white baby?
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"Free Range Parenting"...it's the latest 90's-nostalgia franchise reboot.
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That's not how you get them …Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:18pmWas she praying for a white baby?
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Maybe she was trying to lay an egg and that kid was just crawling by thinking "hey free eggs".Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:55pmThat's not how you get them …Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:18pmWas she praying for a white baby?
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Look...everybody knows gators hatch as virile men when the clutch of eggs is incubated at greater than 86 degrees, and as Barbie-eating women at less than 86 degrees. If she wanted a black girl instead she'd be doing handstands for 9 months.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:55pmThat's not how you get them …Marky Dread wrote: ↑31 Jan 2019, 9:18pmWas she praying for a white baby?