Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

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Dr. Medulla
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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Jan 2019, 10:21pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 10:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:07pm


Wtf!
I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Look...everybody knows gators hatch as virile men when the clutch of eggs is incubated at greater than 86 degrees, and as Barbie-eating women at less than 86 degrees. If she wanted a black girl instead she'd be doing handstands for 9 months. :naughty:
IMCT > Wikipedia, and it ain't even close.
Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by 101Walterton » 31 Jan 2019, 10:25pm

Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:07pm


Wtf!
I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Maybe she was trying to lay an egg and that kid was just crawling by thinking "hey free eggs".
This is so obviously fake and scientifically inaccurate!! No kid ever said thanks for anything let alone being born.

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Re: Parenting (...or My Precious Snowflake is Better Than Yours)

Post by Marky Dread » 31 Jan 2019, 10:29pm

101Walterton wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 10:25pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:58pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:55pm
Marky Dread wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 9:16pm


I know—newborns can't talk!
Was she praying for a white baby?
That's not how you get them …
Maybe she was trying to lay an egg and that kid was just crawling by thinking "hey free eggs".
This is so obviously fake and scientifically inaccurate!! No kid ever said thanks for anything let alone being born.
Ungrateful little shit!
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