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There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Relic! Come back with those logs!
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Wolter wrote:
Alyssa wrote:Hey, what's with all the Canada-hatin'?
Are you new here?
Should have clarified my statement...I meant why is there more than usual? What did we do now? :shifty:

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Alyssa wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Alyssa wrote:Hey, what's with all the Canada-hatin'?
Are you new here?
Should have clarified my statement...I meant why is there more than usual? What did we do now? :shifty:
The day I need a reason for pointless jingoism is the day I eat condom pastrami while wearing maple leaf underwear.
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Wolter wrote:
Alyssa wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Alyssa wrote:Hey, what's with all the Canada-hatin'?
Are you new here?
Should have clarified my statement...I meant why is there more than usual? What did we do now? :shifty:
The day I need a reason for pointless jingoism is the day I eat condom pastrami while wearing maple leaf underwear.
$50 to the hate group charity of your choice for a photo of that.
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I forgot about these bastards....
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I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.

Canada, you fucking suck.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:I forgot about these bastards....
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I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.

Canada, you fucking suck.
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Heston wrote:I forgot about these bastards....
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I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.

Canada, you fucking suck.
That's the funniest shit I've read all week.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Heston wrote:I forgot about these bastards....
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I remember when I was about 11 and used to go to see every Heavy Rock band that ever came to the Newcastle City Hall. The Brit magazine Kerrang was hyping up this band from Canada called April Wine as the future of Spandexery and they even had a song called "I Like To Rock." How could I fail I ask you? Well.... they didn't rock and the drummer had a heart attack during the encore. They wheeled him out on a stretcher with an oxygen mask on his face.

Canada, you fucking suck.
That's the funniest shit I've read all week.
That just made my shitty night.
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Heston wrote:
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Inder: Plan Omega Beta Tango Charlie Niner. Execute!
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http://www.cracked.com/article_18811_5- ... apons.html

#3.

Ingenious little Nancy-boys they were.

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Rat Patrol wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_18811_5- ... apons.html

#3.

Ingenious little Nancy-boys they were.
A nation of Howard Hugheses, we are.
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