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Oh come on...I lived in that neighborhood. Any man with competent legal counsel can plead self defense against the R.O.U.S.'s of Lower Allston. I'd throw him in fucking jail too for having too low-powered ammo to stop a furred velociraptor.

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My 60-year-old aunt bought herself a BB gun for Valentine's Day to thin the squirrel population in her yard. The one that crawled up her sewage pipes and came up through the toilet over New Year's was the last straw. She's been practicing her shot against the side of the old outhouse all winter to be ready for mating season.

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You're gonna need to start packin' when you're on the bike.

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