Did man land on the moon?

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Did man land on the moon?

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Heston wrote:And so it begins to unravel...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science ... -fake.html
Doesn't it prove that the extraterrestrial Freemason pyramid architects who inhabit the moon have been stealing Earth's petrified wood? I think they're hoarding it because they can only communicate via mass magazine covers and petrified wood pulp is the key ingredient in glossy paper.
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Heston wrote:And so it begins to unravel...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science ... -fake.html
So Buzz and Neil (never trust a guy called Neil ;) ) gave the dutch a fake rock and played along with the lie.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:And so it begins to unravel...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science ... -fake.html
So Buzz and Neil (never trust a guy called Neil ;) ) gave the dutch a fake rock and played along with the lie.
Heyheyhey—every moon rock I've ever sold has been genuine. :naughty:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:And so it begins to unravel...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science ... -fake.html
So Buzz and Neil (never trust a guy called Neil ;) ) gave the dutch a fake rock and played along with the lie.
Heyheyhey—every moon rock I've ever sold has been genuine. :naughty:
:mrgreen:
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...and never trust anyone called Heston. ;)
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Bonus footage from the Hollywood sound stage: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/1 ... &ir=Canada
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This photo is a fake. Anyone who watched Thunderbirds knows those trees should fold down on lift-off.
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Better question: Does the moon exist?
http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-the-moon- ... 8/+maxread
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Better question: Does the moon exist?
http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-the-moon- ... 8/+maxread
Pink Floyd wrote an whole album dedicated to it's darkside so it must be real.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Better question: Does the moon exist?
http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-the-moon- ... 8/+maxread
Pink Floyd wrote an whole album dedicated to it's darkside so it must be real.
A lot of crazy ideas emerge on dope …
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Better question: Does the moon exist?
http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-the-moon- ... 8/+maxread
Pink Floyd wrote an whole album dedicated to it's darkside so it must be real.
A lot of crazy ideas emerge on dope
...see The Clash.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Better question: Does the moon exist?
http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-the-moon- ... 8/+maxread
Pink Floyd wrote an whole album dedicated to it's darkside so it must be real.
A lot of crazy ideas emerge on dope …
Or, alternately, it is possible to make a dark side of the moon so boring and plodding that it becomes impossible to acknowledge its existence without being really fucking stoned and listless enough to be talked into its supposed stereophonic virtues by that one sorta lame guy in your circle of college friends who just happens to have the only access to the not-too-skunky stuff from way off-campus...and thus you will bargain with yourself into playing devil's advocate on the "so-called" "existence" of said "dark side" [*air quotes!*] for one night only on the condition that you get so baked you couldn't give a flying fuck if that's a "moon" or trance house mix or Sandinista! Side 7 or your roommate's worn-out Jerky Boys cassette you've heard 50 times before coming out of his stereo because...Cheetos.

And then when he does get the same exact skunk weed that's on every state U campus--because, let's face it, anyone with a real connection has better friends than your expired-fake-ID-totin' ass to invite over and share their "moon-existence" conspiracy theories about--you just casually drop mention in the dining hall line using your outdoor voice that lame friend is kinda very self-conscious about his narrow urethra (optional: foreknowledge or existence of any narrow urethra) and see where the viral winds carry it across the quad that day.


In theory. I can't confirm or deny that anyone has ever pulled that move in an Eastern Massachusetts college burgh between 1997 and 2001, because...well, this "dark side" must be so dreadfully boring it surely cannot exist. :shifty:

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Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Better question: Does the moon exist?
http://blackbag.gawker.com/is-the-moon- ... 8/+maxread
Pink Floyd wrote an whole album dedicated to it's darkside so it must be real.
A lot of crazy ideas emerge on dope …
Or, alternately, it is possible to make a dark side of the moon so boring and plodding that it becomes impossible to acknowledge its existence without being really fucking stoned and listless enough to be talked into its supposed stereophonic virtues by that one sorta lame guy in your circle of college friends who just happens to have the only access to the not-too-skunky stuff from way off-campus...and thus you will bargain with yourself into playing devil's advocate on the "so-called" "existence" of said "dark side" [*air quotes!*] for one night only on the condition that you get so baked you couldn't give a flying fuck if that's a "moon" or trance house mix or Sandinista! Side 7 or your roommate's worn-out Jerky Boys cassette you've heard 50 times before coming out of his stereo because...Cheetos.

And then when he does get the same exact skunk weed that's on every state U campus--because, let's face it, anyone with a real connection has better friends than your expired-fake-ID-totin' ass to invite over and share their "moon-existence" conspiracy theories about--you just casually drop mention in the dining hall line using your outdoor voice that lame friend is kinda very self-conscious about his narrow urethra (optional: foreknowledge or existence of any narrow urethra) and see where the viral winds carry it across the quad that day.


In theory. I can't confirm or deny that anyone has ever pulled that move in an Eastern Massachusetts college burgh between 1997 and 2001, because...well, this "dark side" must be so dreadfully boring it surely cannot exist. :shifty:
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This is wonderful.
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Where the fuck were these ET's on the 6th August 1945?
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