MLB 2017

[revbob]

They didnt call him Nails for nothing.

[BostonBeaneater]

They didnt call him Nails for nothing.

You should hear him on Howard Stern. He is a vile man.

[Spiff]

Haha

Yeah because otherwise he probably wouldn't have even heard about it.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/201 ... nkees.html

[Dr. Medulla]

Haha

Yeah because otherwise he probably wouldn't have even heard about it.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/201 ... nkees.html

Not mentioned in explanation: Hanley Ramirez flailing at a slider in the dirt anyway.

[Dr. Medulla]

[BostonBeaneater]

I never thought about it but they both have herpes, don't they?

[Dr. Medulla]

I never thought about it but they both have herpes, don't they?

Every pro athlete from the 70s dealt with multiple cases of crotch rot.

[revbob]

I never thought about it but they both have herpes, don't they?

Eck's hair and stache are riddled with it.

[Dr. Medulla]

I never thought about it but they both have herpes, don't they?

Eck's hair and stache are riddled with it.

Clearly the language centre of his brain has been impaired by some malignancy.

[Dr. Medulla]

I've got the Cleveland-Detroit game on in the background and what music do I hear? Billy Squier, "The Stroke." Not sure whether it's someone's walk-up music or just crowd-pleasing, but #SquierHOF.

[JennyB]

Well, I just got some terrible news. I am going to the Cardinals game tonight (now now, that's not the terrible news), and it's fucking GREATFUL DEAD NIGHT. It's been a pleasure knowing all of you. I am off to kill myself.

[Dr. Medulla]

Well, I just got some terrible news. I am going to the Cardinals game tonight (now now, that's not the terrible news), and it's fucking GREATFUL DEAD NIGHT. It's been a pleasure knowing all of you. I am off to kill myself.

Does everyone get one of those shirts? If so, a shame pic of you is *mandatory*.

[JennyB]

Well, I just got some terrible news. I am going to the Cardinals game tonight (now now, that's not the terrible news), and it's fucking GREATFUL DEAD NIGHT. It's been a pleasure knowing all of you. I am off to kill myself.

Does everyone get one of those shirts? If so, a shame pic of you is *mandatory*.

I honestly don't know. If they are, I will take the picture before I set myself on fire in order to burn the shirt.

[Dr. Medulla]

Well, I just got some terrible news. I am going to the Cardinals game tonight (now now, that's not the terrible news), and it's fucking GREATFUL DEAD NIGHT. It's been a pleasure knowing all of you. I am off to kill myself.

Does everyone get one of those shirts? If so, a shame pic of you is *mandatory*.

I honestly don't know. If they are, I will take the picture before I set myself on fire in order to burn the shirt.

Now that's commitment to principle.

[Wolter]

Well, I just got some terrible news. I am going to the Cardinals game tonight (now now, that's not the terrible news), and it's fucking GREATFUL DEAD NIGHT. It's been a pleasure knowing all of you. I am off to kill myself.

Isn't it?

EDIT: there have been too many Jimmy Buffett concerts at Wrigley for me to mock you too hard over music. I mean, one is too many.