FAO Beaner

[Rat Patrol]

https://local.theonion.com/whatever-cru ... 1826537438

[revbob]

https://local.theonion.com/whatever-cru ... 1826537438

Not a squirrel but...

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I used to work in this mouse/rat infested place and this poor guy got crushed while we were moving around some heavy boxes. We didn't find this until a few years later when we were removing some of the heavy boxes. It was literally stuck to the wall and about as flat as a pancake. We didn't intentionally kill the poor bugger it was more a case of wrong place/wrong time.

[revbob]

Beaner's taken to the road...
https://www.wmur.com/article/yes-there ... /22863676

Yes, there have been a lot of dead squirrels on NH roads

[BostonBeaneater]

Beaner's taken to the road...
https://www.wmur.com/article/yes-there ... /22863676

Yes, there have been a lot of dead squirrels on NH roads

I’ve never tagged a squirrel but I went dead on a lazy turkey once on my motorcycle. He lived and I shouldn’t have stopped to make sure. Ornery muthafuckers those turkeys are.

[Rat Patrol]

Beaner's taken to the road...
https://www.wmur.com/article/yes-there ... /22863676

Yes, there have been a lot of dead squirrels on NH roads

I’ve never tagged a squirrel but I went dead on a lazy turkey once on my motorcycle. He lived and I shouldn’t have stopped to make sure. Ornery muthafuckers those turkeys are.

Amtrak always manages to gooify a few butterballs per year at Mansfield station on the Northeast Corridor when they come out like zombies to the platform to eat the morning commuters' discarded trash.



Some residential abutter next to the tracks once lost a glass patio door to a turkey that got launched off the nose of an Acela train doing 150 MPH.

[revbob]

A man who ate squirrel brains may have died after catching rare mad cow-like disease

http://amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation ... 1245.html

[Dr. Medulla]

"Operation Righteous Retaliation begins at 0500!"

[BostonBeaneater]

"Operation Righteous Retaliation begins at 0500!"

Another veteran demanding two holidays and his ass be missed year round.