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Me in grocery store: Hey, the store brand mouthwash has the same active ingredients as Listerine but it's three bucks less. I'm buying that!

Me at home: It's distilled lava laced with the tears of grieving parents!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Sep 2018, 9:14pm
Me in grocery store: Hey, the store brand mouthwash has the same active ingredients as Listerine but it's three bucks less. I'm buying that!

Me at home: It's distilled lava laced with the tears of grieving parents!
I’m too fucking cheap to pop for Advil, but man, store brand ibuprofen lacks that sweet sweet easy to swallow coating.
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Heston wrote:
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Great work Marky, especially the "9 fine white chickens"

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Wolter wrote:
04 Sep 2018, 11:52pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Sep 2018, 9:14pm
Me in grocery store: Hey, the store brand mouthwash has the same active ingredients as Listerine but it's three bucks less. I'm buying that!

Me at home: It's distilled lava laced with the tears of grieving parents!
I’m too fucking cheap to pop for Advil, but man, store brand ibuprofen lacks that sweet sweet easy to swallow coating.
Applesauce time!
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Anyone ever watch The Strain?
Plane isolated at JFK airport after passengers, crew members fall ill
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/jfk-ai ... 018-09-05/

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revbob wrote:
05 Sep 2018, 10:23pm
Anyone ever watch The Strain?
Plane isolated at JFK airport after passengers, crew members fall ill
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/jfk-ai ... 018-09-05/
I love that Vanilla Ice used this event to boast about how it was the poor folks in steerage who were sick.
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Mimi wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 1:57pm
I’d never heard of this song until this week and now this is the 3rd time it has come up.

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101Walterton wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 3:34pm
Mimi wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 1:57pm
I’d never heard of this song until this week and now this is the 3rd time it has come up.
Probably should have put it in the Stuff people like that I think sucks thread.

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Mimi wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 3:50pm
101Walterton wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 3:34pm
Mimi wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 1:57pm
I’d never heard of this song until this week and now this is the 3rd time it has come up.
Probably should have put it in the Stuff people like that I think sucks thread.
I have heard that song referenced in the past month by numerous grown adults in my encounters who think it is catchy as fuck. It is perfectly hell incarnate and makes me want to die by catapult straight into the sun.

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Fill in the blank. There are only a small number of acceptable answers.

IPAs are to beer as ________ is to music.

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revbob wrote:
12 Sep 2018, 10:24pm
Fill in the blank. There are only a small number of acceptable answers.

IPAs are to beer as ________ is to music.
IPA’s are to beer as Duran Duran is to music.

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revbob wrote:
12 Sep 2018, 10:24pm
Fill in the blank. There are only a small number of acceptable answers.

IPAs are to beer as ________ is to music.
IPAs are to beer as music that I like but that isn't to everyone's taste and it's okay to like different things is to music.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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IPA’s are to beer as Yacht Rock is to music.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
13 Sep 2018, 1:16am
IPA’s are to beer as Yacht Rock is to music.
Ill accept this answer. The most correct answer though is Phish. 101 and Flex need to study more.

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