Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread
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"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-carol ... s-stronger
Yeah, sure, blah blah blah, but what about profits?
Yeah, sure, blah blah blah, but what about profits?
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Just keep praying the gay away, and beachfront property insurance will always be available at historical lows.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2018, 11:03amhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/the-carol ... s-stronger
Yeah, sure, blah blah blah, but what about profits?
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Sooner or later, the insurance industry will stop offering policies to coastal properties. Sure all that now-worthless property will be a nut-punch to the American economy, but sacrifices must be made to protect private profit.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑14 Sep 2018, 5:37pmJust keep praying the gay away, and beachfront property insurance will always be available at historical lows.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2018, 11:03amhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/the-carol ... s-stronger
Yeah, sure, blah blah blah, but what about profits?
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Re: Beaner's and Rattie's Weather Porn Thread
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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We're getting some of Michael right now. Holy shit.
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CLIMATE CAPITALIST: "Climate change isn't so bad. Think how much more productive you'll be on those balmy late-Fall days."
THERMOMETER: "The current temperature is 52 degrees Farenheit."
CLIMATE CHANGE: "Hold my beer. . ."
THERMOMETER: "The current temperature is 52 degrees Farenheit."
CLIMATE CHANGE: "Hold my beer. . ."
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That's the funny (but not actually) thing about the people who try to put a positive spin on climate change. It's not about altering the seasons as much as it is about introducing chaos. And given that capitalism seeks predictability (for investment, production, marketing), that's not a good thing. Anybody who seeks any kind of silver lining in climate change can be dismissed as a bozo.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑23 Oct 2018, 8:57pmCLIMATE CAPITALIST: "Climate change isn't so bad. Think how much more productive you'll be on those balmy late-Fall days."
THERMOMETER: "The current temperature is 52 degrees Farenheit."
CLIMATE CHANGE: "Hold my beer. . ."
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Seriously...it was sunny, balmy, perfect fall day. Not too cold, not too hot..."unbuttoned jacket" weather. Scattered showers were the only thing in the forecast.
Then...boom...severe thunderstorm and tornado warnings blow up all over the fucking place. I only got the vivid lighting, but the gumball-sized hail and funnel clouds were less than a half-dozen miles away and there was apparently a whole armada of waterspouts sitting in the warm ocean water off the coast of Rhode Island and the Cape.
Like...whuh???
Then...boom...severe thunderstorm and tornado warnings blow up all over the fucking place. I only got the vivid lighting, but the gumball-sized hail and funnel clouds were less than a half-dozen miles away and there was apparently a whole armada of waterspouts sitting in the warm ocean water off the coast of Rhode Island and the Cape.
Like...whuh???
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Earlier there was this downtown.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑23 Oct 2018, 9:20pmSeriously...it was sunny, balmy, perfect fall day. Not too cold, not too hot..."unbuttoned jacket" weather. Scattered showers were the only thing in the forecast.
Then...boom...severe thunderstorm and tornado warnings blow up all over the fucking place. I only got the vivid lighting, but the gumball-sized hail and funnel clouds were less than a half-dozen miles away and there was apparently a whole armada of waterspouts sitting in the warm ocean water off the coast of Rhode Island and the Cape.
Like...whuh???
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Is that an UFO in the one picture below the rainbow?
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AKA the Chariots of Israel
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They are how we control the weather.
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