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BostonBeaneater wrote:
20 Jan 2019, 11:31pm
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Congrats to the Australia Patriots.
I don’t really care but it’s nice to hurt people in Missouri.
Most of the people on this side of Missouri will be rooting for the Pats. Me? I'm rooting for all of the puppies in the Puppy Bowl to be adopted by loving families.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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That person is a hero. I have no skin in the football game, but I really, really hate Tom Brady. I hate his face. I hate his stupid diet scam. Listen, I would rather be stuck on a deserted island with Phil Collins...that's how much I hate this guy.
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JennyB wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 11:05am
That person is a hero. I have no skin in the football game, but I really, really hate Tom Brady. I hate his face. I hate his stupid diet scam. Listen, I would rather be stuck on a deserted island with Phil Collins...that's how much I hate this guy.
...but DJT loves him! ;)
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WestwayKid wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 11:11am
JennyB wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 11:05am
That person is a hero. I have no skin in the football game, but I really, really hate Tom Brady. I hate his face. I hate his stupid diet scam. Listen, I would rather be stuck on a deserted island with Phil Collins...that's how much I hate this guy.
...but DJT loves him! ;)
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tom brady rules
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 11:29am
tom brady breaks rules
:shifty:
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:shifty:
if you're not cheating, you're not trying
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
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Flex wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 12:54pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
31 Jan 2019, 11:48am
:shifty:
if you're not cheating, you're not trying
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trump wishes he was as good at cheating as brady is :cool:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
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It's easy to hate TB, but he's also GOAT.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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This could also belong in the Boston whimsy thread.
Being a Patriots fan is hard on the body and mind (and there is actual science on this)
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/ ... ory.html

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Lunchtime start here, going to be a short Monday.

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Attention headline writers: I'm coining the term Stupour Bowl. You owe me lots of moneys if you use it.
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The goat charged furiously at the ram and struck him, breaking off both his horns. Now the ram was helpless, and the goat knocked him down and trampled him. No one could rescue the ram from the goat’s power.

- Daniel 8:7
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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