Ahoy, dars a Matey sighting

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matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
What if they just called aioli would it be ok?
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:53pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
What if they just called aioli would it be ok?
I perfectly enjoy a little mayo on a good turkey sandwich, a little goes a long way though it shouldn't be falling out of the sandwich and making a mess.

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matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:
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Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:20pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:
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Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.
Not fair. I eat fries and mayo. I'll drink the shake if you drink one too.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:
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That does not look good.

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:39pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:20pm
BostonBeaneater wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 1:00pm
matedog wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 12:16pm


Cold sandwich with mayo is something that would drive me to suicide. "One More Night" is okay tho.
Sense and insanity in two sentences, sitting side by side.

Try it:
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Only if you try a diarrhea milkshake.
Not fair. I eat fries and mayo. I'll drink the shake if you drink one too.
If I have to eat liquidy crap of your choosing, you do of mine.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 11:19am
Setting for a Swedish film: A man sits in his room, eating a sandwich with mayo, while "One More Night" plays. A noose hanging from the rafters lets him know that there are better options.
Ha, ha!
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My grandfather hated mayo so much that when he attempted to quit smoking through hypnosis he chose to have smoking associated with mayo.
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Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.
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Wolter wrote:
01 Mar 2019, 4:01pm
Mayo hate is performative. There. I said it.
It's one of those things that just swung too far in the other direction. Does the memory of my grandmother's sandwiches SLATHERED in mayo revolt me? Yes. Does that mean that mayo needs to be avoided in all scenarios? No.

I admit, the mayo on fries thing is just viscerally repulsive (and, yeah, I've tried 'em).
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I've gotten more and more into mayo.
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I thought mayo was only for west coasters. Welcome everyone, I can eat it by the spoon. I try to control myself, but I can. That one time I went to Germany, there was ham swimming in mayo for breakfast.
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