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Sweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues.
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I’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:15amSweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues.
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I think people can and do dislike mayo sincerely, I just think performative hate pays Drew's bills so he lacks credibility. I actually don't believe a bunch of people are trying to force him to eat mayo. He's lying because he has a brand.
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Yeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.
My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
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I, ironically, do not mind mayo.
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And I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:19amI’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:15amSweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues.
But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
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You can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:25amYeah. My issue is that mayo is one of the easiest things to avoid eating if you just ask them to hold it, and so many people turn it into a hill to die on.
My only issue ever with cilantro for example was that it was often snuck into food without warning (which is rare these days - it’s now listed on menus more often).
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You’ve really got to stop taking me so seriously.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:50amAnd I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:19amI’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:15amSweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues.
But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
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Yeah, I don't doubt that - especially with stuff like burgers which are a fairly automatic process - people forget special orders. My wife, who is fine with mayo but will ask for some other substitutions here and there - often has her orders come out without the asked-for substitutions/removals. I just don't think it's an issue exclusive to mayo.revbob wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 11:00amYou can tell places to hold the mayo but lots of times I find the people doing the food prep are too used to making something a certain way and just make it. It happens to me a lot. A menu only days cheeseburger and I tell them I dont want the cheese or no salt on the fries because so many places overdo salt and a majority of the time I get the cheese and the salt. I ve had the same issue with mayo on burgers and other "special sauces".
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So everything's just performative? I'll keep that in mind when you make sweeping statements that, in effect, call me insincere.Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 11:04amYou’ve really got to stop taking me so seriously.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:50amAnd I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:19amI’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:15amSweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues.
But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
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Ok. All people from Saskatoon without exception need to learn to calm down because not everything is a fucking thesis statement. Sometimes it’s just banter.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 11:10amSo everything's just performative? I'll keep that in mind when you make sweeping statements that, in effect, call me insincere.Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 11:04amYou’ve really got to stop taking me so seriously.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:50amAnd I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:19amI’m looking at this and seeing “I would’ve voted for Obama three times if I could.”Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:15amSweet generalization—everyone who hates mayo is an insincere hipster with racial self-identity issues.
But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
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Y'know, when I make dumb and insulting generalizations and get called on it, I own up and admit I was being stupid. Maybe not immediately, but I own up when someone shows me I'm being an ass.Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 11:16amOk. All people from Saskatoon without exception need to learn to calm down because not everything is a fucking thesis statement. Sometimes it’s just banter.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 11:10amSo everything's just performative? I'll keep that in mind when you make sweeping statements that, in effect, call me insincere.Wolter wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 11:04amYou’ve really got to stop taking me so seriously.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Mar 2019, 10:50amAnd I'm looking at your statement as something that would be said on Fox and Friends: White people who hate mayo do it because they're ashamed of being white. Real Americans, white Americans like mayo!
But, cool, everyone white person here who dislikes mayo does so for psychological and/or ideological reasons. No way any of us might do so because we don't like the taste or texture.
Or you can keep dumping on me. Whatever.
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I’m sorry if it seems like I’m dumping on you. I’m not.
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let's pivot this discussion to kraft bbq sauce, as god and nature intended
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