MLB 2019
- Dr. Medulla
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Re: MLB 2019
He'll never survive the pitch clock. Literally. He'll die on the mound.
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Re: MLB 2019
We also signed Bud Norris...
- Dr. Medulla
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Swing a deal for Trevor Bauer and the Jays will win in a romp the "Most Likeable Pitching Staff" award.
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Re: MLB 2019
Yeah I can't see how this ends well for anyone but Harper's agent.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Feb 2019, 5:40pmFlex wrote: ↑28 Feb 2019, 5:37pmhope he enjoys getting batteries thrown at his head in the back half of this season.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑28 Feb 2019, 5:36pmHarper, 13 years/$300M to the Phillies, with no opt-outs. The average yearly salary is probably tolerable, but thirteen years is crazy long. Safe prediction: fans and player alike will hate the deal well before it ends.
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No wonder they're afraid to call up Vlad2. Their kangaroo court has a waterboarding penalty for being Proven™ while not Veteran™.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Steven Wright has the distinction of being the second knuckleballer, and 1st big-league knuckleballer to be flagged for a PED (Eddie Gamboa, AAA Baltimore, 2014)
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I'm assuming it was in the process of recovering from knee surgery. Oh well. Middle relievers aren't that hard to audition.
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oh, shut up. He needed that extra OOMPH to get from 50MPH to 60.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Mar 2019, 6:24pmI'm assuming it was in the process of recovering from knee surgery. Oh well. Middle relievers aren't that hard to audition.
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i'd like to congratulate Inder on becoming a dad.
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Schilling, Bauer, Buchholz, Syndergaard—that's a helluva xenophobic pitching rotation.
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