If Music Could Talk

https://newrepublic.com/post/180750/trump-roasted-hush-money-trial-jury The possibility of him having a psychotic breakdown in the courthouse is not inconceivable. I'd be happy with him shitting himself and having to change his diaper and there's no way it can be denied. I'd be happy if he had a ma...

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17 Apr 2024, 9:58pm

Hey, granola is healthy...

Threw on Hugh Laurie's blues record for some background noise while working because I remembered it being pretty okay. It fucking rips, man! Apart from maybe Shatner's Has Been, are there any other vanity records by a famous person that succeed as actual music? Hugh has two albums, which one did yo...

To borrow from Patton Oswalt, a "failure pile in a sadness bowl." Michael Bubble tribute FTW My sister, who introduced me to bands like B-52's, Blondie, and the Clash when I was a kid, loves him. :sad: Say what you will about Berlin, but "The Metro" is the perfect new-wave, cold-war era 80s song. B...

Hooks in the tub Who the fuck writes shit like that? It's a skill to be able to do that. There was a notable scifi writer in the 50s or 60s who, apart from his more serious, creative writing, could pump out trashy novels of maybe 30–40K words in length every four days or so. It was easy money for h...

To clarify, is "80s music" a distinct category from music made in the 80s cos i think it's a pretty indisputable fact that there was a hell of a lot of good music recorded during that decade? Approaching half of the Clash catalogue for starters. And 100% of Clash II's! No question, the decade had i...

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

17 Apr 2024, 5:41pm

Is this supposed to be actual awesomeness or the equivalent awfulness of Korlexoy thread?

We're not going with Floypox?

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17 Apr 2024, 11:08am

Don't think i've ever pooped outside. Seems uncomfortable. I like to take leisurely poops.

You're expecting me to believe you've never dropped one in the big blue?

Reading this made me feel like I had descended into literal madness: https://archive.ph/9NnRa I've got relatives in Arizona, I think it's something they spiked their drinking water with that's caused most of the residents to suffer from delusions. I'm there about 4 times a year and it's always pret...

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12 Apr 2024, 6:17pm

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12 Apr 2024, 6:06pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

12 Apr 2024, 10:06am

Never heard of this bit of Simpsons lore: https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/r ... house.html

Those ungrateful swine.

Well, Nevada.

I'll be there in two weeks, anything you want me to tell them?

I fear nothing from blind squirrels. Blind Squirrels? Weren't they part of the Rodent Invasion of the early 60s? I think that's what fans of Squirrel Nut Zippers are called. That tracks for our 90s crew. Me and Flex at least. It's funny how there's a Hoy-Flex axis in 90s awful and a you-Flex axis i...

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12 Apr 2024, 8:43am

https://thehardtimes.net/opinion/opinio ... -it-shows/

I definitely had to do this with my Sega CD.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

12 Apr 2024, 10:06am

Never heard of this bit of Simpsons lore: https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/r ... house.html

Those ungrateful swine.

An acceptable 90s reference. :cool: Flex, Matey! We gottem on the run, boys! I fear nothing from blind squirrels. Blind Squirrels? Weren't they part of the Rodent Invasion of the early 60s? I think that's what fans of Squirrel Nut Zippers are called. That tracks for our 90s crew. Me and Flex at lea...

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12 Apr 2024, 5:49pm

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12 Apr 2024, 5:38pm

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12 Apr 2024, 5:11pm

Brooklyn man who had freezer full of roommate’s body parts arrested.

Arrested?! This stupid country. I'd have thrown him a parade.

Note to self...dont be roommates with Kory, no matter how cheap the rent is

It's reeeeeeeal cheap...just an arm and a leg.