If Music Could Talk

Like, Blair with big firm tits? Perfect. It wouldn't even have to sound that believable. https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E06/887369.jpg?b64lines=VGhpcyBpcyBpbmRlZWQgYQogZGlzdHVyYmluZyB1bml2ZXJzZS4= In this universe one day we will all be bowing down to our great and noble leader Tony Blair while recit...

I'm convinced there is unassailable logic there, but it would take me 45 minutes to work it out. Maybe if you sexed it up a bit? Like, Blair with big firm tits? Perfect. It wouldn't even have to sound that believable. https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E06/887369.jpg?b64lines=VGhpcyBpcyBpbmRlZWQgYQogZGlz...

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

24 Apr 2024, 4:10pm

Low Down Low wrote: ↑

24 Apr 2024, 4:00pm

I'm convinced there is unassailable logic there, but it would take me 45 minutes to work it out. Maybe if you sexed it up a bit?

Like, Blair with big firm tits?

Perfect. It wouldn't even have to sound that believable.

oliver wrote: ↑

24 Apr 2024, 3:51pm

Low Down Low wrote: ↑

24 Apr 2024, 2:25pm

There just might be, if you keep the faith!

Thanks! And 24 minutes is about my attention span nowadays so it's perfect.

No worries. 24 minutes is pretty impressive in my book.

Seriously though, while there'll be a not insignificant outpouring of joy at Blairs death, i can't see it even remotely comparing to Thatchers. There'll be much more nuance for a start, like think of all the good stuff he did. For the past decade and more, Blair has been amassing a huge fortune, co...

Seriously though, while there'll be a not insignificant outpouring of joy at Blairs death, i can't see it even remotely comparing to Thatchers. There'll be much more nuance for a start, like think of all the good stuff he did. For the past decade and more, Blair has been amassing a huge fortune, co...

Seriously though, while there'll be a not insignificant outpouring of joy at Blairs death, i can't see it even remotely comparing to Thatchers. There'll be much more nuance for a start, like think of all the good stuff he did. For the past decade and more, Blair has been amassing a huge fortune, cos...

Vividly recall the night i saw Wham! doing Young Guns on TotP and wondering wtf is this shit? George Michael was such a good bloke though, so full of integrity, i can't ever get myself to hate on them. I know nothing about GM as a person, not slagging him personally. Yeah no worries, was just makin...

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

24 Apr 2024, 1:53pm

In terms of giddy celebration, if Thatcher's death gets a 10/10, where will Blair's be?

Millions of shoes will be hurled over effigies in various parts of the globe.

Vividly recall the night i saw Wham! doing Young Guns on TotP and wondering wtf is this shit? George Michael was such a good bloke though, so full of integrity, i can't ever get myself to hate on them. I know nothing about GM as a person, not slagging him personally. Yeah no worries, was just makin...

Vividly recall the night i saw Wham! doing Young Guns on TotP and wondering wtf is this shit? George Michael was such a good bloke though, so full of integrity, i can't ever get myself to hate on them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depsFULhqV8 This one almost doesn't make it as it was released in 1989, but I love this song. Thing about the "80s", that may technically be a 1980s song but it's not an "80s" song. Personally i would say the "80s" finished sometime late 1985 or possibly into 86, tho...

I enjoy Ultravox. Vienna is great in an overblown grandiose way yet simplistic. Though I always thought it owed a small debt to Midge Ure's first bands number 1 single. https://youtu.be/PMPsLT4Vyo0?si=gFSRJo1KUkoi_9CR Think you could be right, never even knew Midge had had a No.1 pre Ultravox. Ther...

Ah yes Australia's best-selling single ever. If memory serves though I believe "The Birdie Song" was also in the UK top 20 at the same time. Have to admit i have some grudging respect for those imbecilic tracks that got to No.1 and prevented some banger of a track from reaching the top, like Vienna...

There are much bigger musical crimes than those two. Well, there's Joe Dolce, but I'm not convinced there's that much worse that you'd term at least music! (Not so) fun fact: the distinctive synthesizer bits were devised and performed by Shane MacGowan's old school contemporary, Thomas Dolby. I kno...