If Music Could Talk

They pipe music into the shitter? It’s a mildly upscale portapotty (I work at a construction site). Someone slap em with the hoy construction worker image! 375189323.jpg God damn that was 18 years ago. Bathroom would have been playing Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry” and Plain White T’s “Hey There De...

tepista wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 12:58pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 12:50pm

Yankees prospect Cam "Schladolf" Schlittler debuts tonight.
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/yankee ... 00512.html

He's the Final Scholution

Nuthin' but schtreich outs.

They pipe music into the shitter? It’s a mildly upscale portapotty (I work at a construction site). Someone slap em with the hoy construction worker image! 375189323.jpg (Singing portapotties just off-screen) "Okay, you knuckledunkers, I'm gonna pinch off a loaf. Whose playlist we got in there toda...

Too late for nominations I think, but I heard this in the same bathroom that played BSS last time and this has to be the worst thing from the late 90s/early 00s numetal craze. Another missed nomination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg Taking my morning shit as I type and this song was t...

Yankees prospect Cam "Schladolf" Schlittler debuts tonight.
https://sports.yahoo.com/article/yankee ... 00512.html

Uncle revbob, does the name Starlight Conspiracy mean anything to you? Burlington band, mid-Hoy Decade. Saw them described as shoegaze, but the little bits I head sound like generic 90s college rock.

Silent Majority wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 10:42am

Proto-post modern jukebox

I imagine musicians get a special thrill in taking a shitty song and deliberately making it as awful as possible, revealing some kind of deeper truth.

Wanna make "Wonderwall" better, or at least more interesting? Imagine Jimmy Durante singing it.

Too late for nominations I think, but I heard this in the same bathroom that played BSS last time and this has to be the worst thing from the late 90s/early 00s numetal craze. Another missed nomination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg Taking my morning shit as I type and this song was t...

matedog wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 9:54am

Tons of good songs left. Easy voting for awhile.

Why are you making me second-guess myself?!?!?!?

revbob wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 8:21am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 8:20am

revbob wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 8:13am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 8:08am

Because of his noble attack and as revenge on those who should have known better, I'm throwing in with Hoy now for "Mr. Jones." Ugh.

You're a monster

Don't blame me, blame the bittersweet symphonists.

I would not vote for either

I know, it'd be an agonizing Sophie's choice for you.

revbob wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 8:13am

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

08 Jul 2025, 8:08am

Because of his noble attack and as revenge on those who should have known better, I'm throwing in with Hoy now for "Mr. Jones." Ugh.

You're a monster

Don't blame me, blame the bittersweet symphonists.

Because of his noble attack and as revenge on those who should have known better, I'm throwing in with Hoy now for "Mr. Jones." Ugh.

Well, if a song is monotonous and terrible and dull but reminds you of grey skies or something, that makes it good, I guess. Let's celebrate something else that's rotten for pretzel logic reasons!

(Also, revbob loves "Bittersweet Symphony," so at least he's happy.)