If Music Could Talk

Butters almost escaped through the open garage today and all I keep thinking is this could have been so much worse. I caught him in the nick of time. He nearly gave me a freakin' heart attack. He's like the Hulk now—radiated, he's gotta roam. And smash. Seriously, tho, I remember one evening when o...

Butters almost escaped through the open garage today and all I keep thinking is this could have been so much worse. I caught him in the nick of time. He nearly gave me a freakin' heart attack. He's like the Hulk now—radiated, he's gotta roam. And smash. Seriously, tho, I remember one evening when o...

Butters almost escaped through the open garage today and all I keep thinking is this could have been so much worse. I caught him in the nick of time. He nearly gave me a freakin' heart attack.

I'm late to this, but Mimi clearly encountered the invasive Asian variety: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmonia_axyridis These are definitely not the native species that North Americans grew up with. Yeah, that sounds about right. I've been using a hand-held vacuum to get them out of the house. N...

Phew! Glad it's not me then.

Just got my updated driver's license back. I look fucking 70 years old.

I mean, Bruce is a good looking guy. I prefer brooding skinny 1978 Bruce over hunky beefcake 1985 Born in the USA Bruce myself, but it's nice to have the option. I'll make sure June doesn't see in pre-1981 teeth photo of Joe. Also, if you are going to for Clash members, why not legit smokeshow Paul...

I mean, Bruce is a good looking guy. I prefer brooding skinny 1978 Bruce over hunky beefcake 1985 Born in the USA Bruce myself, but it's nice to have the option. I'll make sure June doesn't see in pre-1981 teeth photo of Joe. Also, if you are going to for Clash members, why not legit smokeshow Paul...

I'm going to preface this remark with: I don't know anything about the guy so... Anyway, the Yankees social media team on instagram has a major hard on for Juan Soto so it's move over Judge, you've been replaced. :lol: He’s potentially only there a year, so maybe they’re trying to butter him up to ...

I'm going to preface this remark with: I don't know anything about the guy so...

Anyway, the Yankees social media team on instagram has a major hard on for Juan Soto so it's move over Judge, you've been replaced.

matedog wrote: ↑

27 Mar 2024, 7:01pm

6YO told me last night that she thinks that Daddy Was a Bankrobber guy is more handsome than I'm On Fire guy. I guess that's okay?

Well, yeah.

They issued a Mayday call before hitting bridge.
https://www.npr.org/live-updates/baltim ... e-collapse

https://youtu.be/wav1HjTCfvM?si=MrgG22ntHsQNPJGe This doubtless reflects my ignorance of those huge cargo ships, but how does one of those things end up so close to a bridge support? They aren’t going that fast at that point, no? You steer for the middle, right? Given that these things don’t happen...

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

26 Mar 2024, 8:08am

Mimi wrote: ↑

25 Mar 2024, 10:28pm

I didn't know where to pit this. https://www.artofmanliness.com/living/l ... r-created/

Elle oh elle fer shure

That prostate warmer sure would be nice during the winter months.

I see that I should have put this in the butt plug thread.

I didn't know where to pit this. https://www.artofmanliness.com/living/l ... r-created/

Elle oh elle fer shure