the tapetrading days [sigh] haiku thread

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while it took some time
copying meant listening
to many clash shows







the megalist down
Conan: Did you like the Clash?
John: No. Isn't that good enough? No, no, no.
Conan: Oh Come on, elaborate. Why, did you guys think you were trying to do different things?
John: Well, their kind of songwriting really was just a few quotes from Karl Marx around a merry little melody.
Conan: With a driving back beat that just wouldn't quit!

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wow—bootleg vinyl
should I pay forty dollars?
fuck, I have no choice
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:wow—bootleg vinyl
should I pay forty dollars?
fuck, I have no choice
Cut The Crap import
signed by Mick
I'll take 35

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Dr. Medulla wrote:wow—bootleg vinyl
should I pay forty dollars?
fuck, I have no choice
--- my fashion mall production
Rat Patrol wrote: Cut The Crap import
signed by Mick
I'll take 35
a live clash cd!
and it's even kiss the stone
lochem 82?
Conan: Did you like the Clash?
John: No. Isn't that good enough? No, no, no.
Conan: Oh Come on, elaborate. Why, did you guys think you were trying to do different things?
John: Well, their kind of songwriting really was just a few quotes from Karl Marx around a merry little melody.
Conan: With a driving back beat that just wouldn't quit!

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How much for this boot
I will take the bullet belt
It is Jungian
YOU MADE ONE MISTAKE, LENNON, YOU DOUBLE CROSSED MIKE LOVE AND LEFT HIM ALIVE

Sous les pavés, la plage.

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Flex wrote:How much for this boot
I will take the bullet belt
It is Jungian
You are my sensei of chaos.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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I have a new tape
An undiscovered hue
by the Clash, Tainted Love
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:I have a new tape
An undiscovered hue
by the Clash, Tainted Love
I have a new tape
an undiscoverèd hue ;)
a clash-tainted love
Conan: Did you like the Clash?
John: No. Isn't that good enough? No, no, no.
Conan: Oh Come on, elaborate. Why, did you guys think you were trying to do different things?
John: Well, their kind of songwriting really was just a few quotes from Karl Marx around a merry little melody.
Conan: With a driving back beat that just wouldn't quit!

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guys, guess what i have
it's a super rare clash show
and you can't have it
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:guys, guess what i have
it's a super rare clash show
and you can't have it
*snort*
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:guys, guess what i have
it's a super rare clash show
and you can't have it
*snort*
not even for two blank maxwell Gold type II's ???
Conan: Did you like the Clash?
John: No. Isn't that good enough? No, no, no.
Conan: Oh Come on, elaborate. Why, did you guys think you were trying to do different things?
John: Well, their kind of songwriting really was just a few quotes from Karl Marx around a merry little melody.
Conan: With a driving back beat that just wouldn't quit!

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esteemantis wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:guys, guess what i have
it's a super rare clash show
and you can't have it
*snort*
not even for two blank maxwell Gold type II's ???
I'm gonna need five shows from your list.

Fuck, sites like Dime a Dozen have been so satisfying for kicking tape trading profiteers in the teeth.
Back off, or I'll blow the roof off—with sound!

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Heston wrote:I have a new tape
An undiscovered hue
by the Clash, Tainted Love
Their best one

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Zapruder film-grade
Sussex show
One meeeeeeeeeeelion dollars!

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Inspired by Rattie, excerpts from my correspondence with the guy with the Monterey footage:
HE WHO SPEAKS FIRST LOSES
Filmmaking (my man) is a business
IT AIN'T YOUR BUSINESS!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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