The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van

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The Thread to Ruminate About Mike Love's Rape Van

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I just really want IMCT to be the Internet's top Google search destination for "Mike Love rape van", so have at it.
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I just shared that on Twitter because the world needs to see this.
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I can't imagine that the inside of that van is worse than what's written on the outside. :twitch:
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Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
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matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
Which, coincidentally, are the two main ingredients of a Mike Love Daiquiri
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JoseUnidos wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
Which, coincidentally, are the two main ingredients of a Mike Love Daiquiri
That, sir, is no coincidence.
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A+ to all participants in this thread.
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In this week's edition of Mike Love's Rape Van, Mike and his van travel to the Far East

This video is notable for its very long, uncomfortable close ups of East Asian women. Brian's here and is squinting about as hard as anyone i've ever seen. Typical of the era, Carl brings the most class and talent to the entire affair.

Also, what the fuck is the shot at around 2:18? I'm fairly certain the woman is dead on top of a tv.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
I'd rather think Mike Love doesn't sugar coat anything. He likes to rape things and doesn't give a damn what you (or his victims for that matter) think.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
I'd rather think Mike Love doesn't sugar coat anything. He likes to rape things and doesn't give a damn what you (or his victims for that matter) think.
He isn't self-loathing, tho, so it's scented with blood and semen. It keeps both his boner lethal and his eyes dead. If it reeked, he might feel suicidal regret.
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matedog wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
matedog wrote:Ironic that Mike Love is incapable of love. I imagine the back of that van reeks of blood and semen.
Reek is such a cynical description. He prefers it to be thought of as scented with blood and semen.
I'd rather think Mike Love doesn't sugar coat anything. He likes to rape things and doesn't give a damn what you (or his victims for that matter) think.
That's not true. He gives every one of his marks one of those bald spot-covering trademarked baseball caps when they're released. He always keeps a sweat-and-semen soaked box of them in the van. Makes the kid om the Amber Alert much easier to find afterwards.

I'd like to think that's at least one shriveled, nearly-dead ember of humanity left in him.




Or maybe that's just his dick.

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It's startling when you look at the songwriting credits for Kokomo and realize John Phillips is only the second most rape van-y dude who contributed to that song. :shifty:
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Flex wrote:It's startling when you look at the songwriting credits for Kokomo and realize John Phillips is only the second most rape van-y dude who contributed to that song. :shifty:
Well...Love's got 8 kids from 5 marriages plus an extra bastard spawn. He can't trip and fall on his own shoelaces without having incest on the way down.

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