Not a song, but David Sedaris' "Six To Eight Black Men" is great humour about Santa Claus. Because my mother was Dutch,
Ever been to Dutchland?
Once, when I was ten (1979). Not a whole lot of memories have been retained, tho. Odd observations, mostly. Like I saw my first thalidomide victim there. And I got a couple Superman comics that were translated into Dutch.
I spent every summer there as a kid. I'll see if I can find some pictures from that year and spot you in the background.
He'll be the balding angry looking kid in the Frankie Says shirt and a handful of usb drives.
Once, when I was ten (1979). Not a whole lot of memories have been retained, tho. Odd observations, mostly. Like I saw my first thalidomide victim there. And I got a couple Superman comics that were translated into Dutch.
I spent every summer there as a kid. I'll see if I can find some pictures from that year and spot you in the background.
I was the one not wearing wooden shoes or with a prostitute.
Well at least you had your Superman books and your stereotypes.
Also, salted liquorice. Yeah, I'm one of those genetic defectives who love that shit.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
A very happy first night of Hanukkah to all who celebrate:
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
