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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Heston » 23 Oct 2018, 7:20pm

Marky Dread wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:12pm
Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:08pm
101Walterton wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 3:17pm
‘4am in the morning’ - Moonlight Shadow

Well it isn’t going to be 4am in the afternoon!!!!
:mrgreen:

"He could preach the bible like a preacher"

From the otherwise perfect "Rasputin" by Boney M.
Well it could be "He could preach the bible like a drunk".
They probably should have used "teach" instead of "preach." But I can forgive them anything for that bass line.
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Marky Dread » 23 Oct 2018, 7:27pm

Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:20pm
Marky Dread wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:12pm
Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:08pm
101Walterton wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 3:17pm
‘4am in the morning’ - Moonlight Shadow

Well it isn’t going to be 4am in the afternoon!!!!
:mrgreen:

"He could preach the bible like a preacher"

From the otherwise perfect "Rasputin" by Boney M.
Well it could be "He could preach the bible like a drunk".
They probably should have used "teach" instead of "preach." But I can forgive them anything for that bass line.
Yep that's a cool bass line.
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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by C1ashCityRockr » 23 Oct 2018, 7:31pm

WestwayKid wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 8:21am
I heard "Horse with No Name" by America this morning while pumping gas (I always hear the worst songs at the gas station). Man...that song has some AWFUL lyrics. There were plants and birds and rocks and things? 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain?
I wish I could have gotten into Neil Young, but for everything about him that should appeal to me, there seems to be something else accompanying it that makes me cringe a little.

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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Heston » 23 Oct 2018, 7:36pm

C1ashCityRockr wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:31pm
WestwayKid wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 8:21am
I heard "Horse with No Name" by America this morning while pumping gas (I always hear the worst songs at the gas station). Man...that song has some AWFUL lyrics. There were plants and birds and rocks and things? 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain?
I wish I could have gotten into Neil Young, but for everything about him that should appeal to me, there seems to be something else accompanying it that makes me cringe a little.
I hate Neil Young and got chastised on here for saying "Rocking in the Free World" was a pile of shit.
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 23 Oct 2018, 7:44pm

Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:36pm
C1ashCityRockr wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:31pm
WestwayKid wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 8:21am
I heard "Horse with No Name" by America this morning while pumping gas (I always hear the worst songs at the gas station). Man...that song has some AWFUL lyrics. There were plants and birds and rocks and things? 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain?
I wish I could have gotten into Neil Young, but for everything about him that should appeal to me, there seems to be something else accompanying it that makes me cringe a little.
I hate Neil Young and got chastised on here for saying "Rocking in the Free World" was a pile of shit.
Man, I hope I got in on that horsewhipping at the time. I'm not a NY fan, but that song is balls.
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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Kory » 23 Oct 2018, 7:56pm

Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:36pm
C1ashCityRockr wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:31pm
WestwayKid wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 8:21am
I heard "Horse with No Name" by America this morning while pumping gas (I always hear the worst songs at the gas station). Man...that song has some AWFUL lyrics. There were plants and birds and rocks and things? 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain?
I wish I could have gotten into Neil Young, but for everything about him that should appeal to me, there seems to be something else accompanying it that makes me cringe a little.
I hate Neil Young and got chastised on here for saying "Rocking in the Free World" was a pile of shit.
I also don't like him.
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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Heston » 23 Oct 2018, 7:58pm

Kory wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:56pm
Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:36pm
C1ashCityRockr wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:31pm
WestwayKid wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 8:21am
I heard "Horse with No Name" by America this morning while pumping gas (I always hear the worst songs at the gas station). Man...that song has some AWFUL lyrics. There were plants and birds and rocks and things? 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain?
I wish I could have gotten into Neil Young, but for everything about him that should appeal to me, there seems to be something else accompanying it that makes me cringe a little.
I hate Neil Young and got chastised on here for saying "Rocking in the Free World" was a pile of shit.
I also don't like him.
Ok, maybe I was just chastised by Flex.
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by 101Walterton » 23 Oct 2018, 8:06pm

Talking of Neil Young - Out Of The Bllue:

The king is gone but he's not forgotten
This is the story of a Johnny Rotten

Shit song shit lyrics.

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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by 101Walterton » 23 Oct 2018, 8:15pm

MKTO - American Dream.
You could take your pick but the line where he sings," cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago" makes me want to smash the radio.
It isn't just the words it is the way he delivers them, as if to say this is such a brilliant lyric I am going to emphasise it as much as possible!!!!!

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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Marky Dread » 23 Oct 2018, 11:11pm

Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:58pm
Kory wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:56pm
Heston wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:36pm
C1ashCityRockr wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 7:31pm
WestwayKid wrote:
06 Sep 2018, 8:21am
I heard "Horse with No Name" by America this morning while pumping gas (I always hear the worst songs at the gas station). Man...that song has some AWFUL lyrics. There were plants and birds and rocks and things? 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain?
I wish I could have gotten into Neil Young, but for everything about him that should appeal to me, there seems to be something else accompanying it that makes me cringe a little.
I hate Neil Young and got chastised on here for saying "Rocking in the Free World" was a pile of shit.
I also don't like him.
Ok, maybe I was just chastised by Flex.
I'm a fan so maybe I joined the The Holy Mission of Guru Flex. "Rocking in the Free World" is a bit on the meh side though.
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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by JennyB » 24 Oct 2018, 9:41am

101Walterton wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 8:15pm
MKTO - American Dream.
You could take your pick but the line where he sings," cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago" makes me want to smash the radio.
It isn't just the words it is the way he delivers them, as if to say this is such a brilliant lyric I am going to emphasise it as much as possible!!!!!
Who?
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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by Marky Dread » 24 Oct 2018, 2:06pm

JennyB wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 9:41am
101Walterton wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 8:15pm
MKTO - American Dream.
You could take your pick but the line where he sings," cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago" makes me want to smash the radio.
It isn't just the words it is the way he delivers them, as if to say this is such a brilliant lyric I am going to emphasise it as much as possible!!!!!
Who?


I've never heard of them. Boy are they crap.
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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by JennyB » 24 Oct 2018, 2:40pm

Marky Dread wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 2:06pm
JennyB wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 9:41am
101Walterton wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 8:15pm
MKTO - American Dream.
You could take your pick but the line where he sings," cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago" makes me want to smash the radio.
It isn't just the words it is the way he delivers them, as if to say this is such a brilliant lyric I am going to emphasise it as much as possible!!!!!
Who?


I've never heard of them. Boy are they crap.
Indeed.
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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by 101Walterton » 24 Oct 2018, 2:46pm

JennyB wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 2:40pm
Marky Dread wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 2:06pm
JennyB wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 9:41am
101Walterton wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 8:15pm
MKTO - American Dream.
You could take your pick but the line where he sings," cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago" makes me want to smash the radio.
It isn't just the words it is the way he delivers them, as if to say this is such a brilliant lyric I am going to emphasise it as much as possible!!!!!
Who?


I've never heard of them. Boy are they crap.
Indeed.
Have you guys seriously not heard that song before? For a while it was the only song they played on the radio!!

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Re: The Crap Lyric Thread

Post by JennyB » 24 Oct 2018, 2:51pm

101Walterton wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 2:46pm
JennyB wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 2:40pm
Marky Dread wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 2:06pm
JennyB wrote:
24 Oct 2018, 9:41am
101Walterton wrote:
23 Oct 2018, 8:15pm
MKTO - American Dream.
You could take your pick but the line where he sings," cause Jack left Diane 30 years ago" makes me want to smash the radio.
It isn't just the words it is the way he delivers them, as if to say this is such a brilliant lyric I am going to emphasise it as much as possible!!!!!
Who?


I've never heard of them. Boy are they crap.
Indeed.
Have you guys seriously not heard that song before? For a while it was the only song they played on the radio!!
All i listen to these days is Volume on Sirius/XM (where a bunch of nerds talk about music), First Wave on SXM or music from my phone. My kid listens to what I listen to - he doesn't have any interest in popular music. The last (and really only) popular song he liked was that Shut Up And Dance song. He likes the Violent Femmes and the Ramones.
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