Bad Christmas Music That's Bad

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Bad Christmas Music That's Bad

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I'll start:

Limp Bizkit - Merry Xmas
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Because it's so recent. And awful.
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A nice twist Flex...Im more of a collector of good xmas music.

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Any hipster who is misappropriating Leonard Cohen's "Halelujiah" as a fuckin' Xmas song.

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This needs to be here.

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revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 2:07pm
This needs to be here.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 2:27pm
There's a whole album of that

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revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 2:27pm
There's a whole album of that
I know. I've been tempted to dl it just for the horror of it all, but nope.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:19pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 2:27pm
There's a whole album of that
I know. I've been tempted to dl it just for the horror of it all, but nope.
I have it. When my son was like 3 or something he loved the Frosty the Snowman song.

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revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:19pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 2:27pm
There's a whole album of that
I know. I've been tempted to dl it just for the horror of it all, but nope.
I have it. When my son was like 3 or something he loved the Frosty the Snowman song.
Is it the worst album you own, or just bottom ten?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:37pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:19pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 3:05pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 2:27pm
There's a whole album of that
I know. I've been tempted to dl it just for the horror of it all, but nope.
I have it. When my son was like 3 or something he loved the Frosty the Snowman song.
Is it the worst album you own, or just bottom ten?
Well I think I may still technically own a Smiths album, which I paid for whereas I merely acquired the Bill Idol album. Definitely bottom 10 but again I didn't go into that endeavor thinking I was getting something good, unlike the aforementioned Smiths album.

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I respect that revbob ranks a Smiths album lower than the Billy idol Christmas album.
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Flex wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 4:10pm
I respect that revbob ranks a Smiths album lower than the Billy idol Christmas album.
It is very revbob being true to himself and his values, so, yes, gotta respect that.
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"Baby It's Cold Outside". Every worthless, rapey rendition of it.

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