Bad Christmas Music That's Bad

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Re: Bad Christmas Music That's Bad

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revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:22pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 7:37pm
matedog wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 7:17pm


Wait, has Hes defended that song before?
George MIchael and Phil Collins are in it.
Among other crapalicious artists and Im pretty sure it was high in the charts.
Wikipedia says it reached #1 in a fuck ton of nations (including, ugh, Canada), but the US kept it at #13.
USA! USA! USA!
**cough cough** we are the world ** cough cough**

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101Walterton wrote:
02 Dec 2018, 4:51am
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:22pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:12pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 7:37pm


George MIchael and Phil Collins are in it.
Among other crapalicious artists and Im pretty sure it was high in the charts.
Wikipedia says it reached #1 in a fuck ton of nations (including, ugh, Canada), but the US kept it at #13.
USA! USA! USA!
**cough cough** we are the world ** cough cough**
Another case of crap vs crap.

Twas a big hit in Kiwiland according to Wikipedia.

Year-end charts
Chart (1985) Position
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ) 1

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Nothing holds a candle to Hear n Aid:
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revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2018, 9:12am
101Walterton wrote:
02 Dec 2018, 4:51am
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:22pm
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:12pm


Among other crapalicious artists and Im pretty sure it was high in the charts.
Wikipedia says it reached #1 in a fuck ton of nations (including, ugh, Canada), but the US kept it at #13.
USA! USA! USA!
**cough cough** we are the world ** cough cough**
Another case of crap vs crap.

Twas a big hit in Kiwiland according to Wikipedia.

Year-end charts
Chart (1985) Position
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ) 1
That was nothing to do with me! In 1985 I was far far away.

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101Walterton wrote:
02 Dec 2018, 2:14pm
revbob wrote:
02 Dec 2018, 9:12am
101Walterton wrote:
02 Dec 2018, 4:51am
revbob wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:42pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 8:22pm


Wikipedia says it reached #1 in a fuck ton of nations (including, ugh, Canada), but the US kept it at #13.
USA! USA! USA!
**cough cough** we are the world ** cough cough**
Another case of crap vs crap.

Twas a big hit in Kiwiland according to Wikipedia.

Year-end charts
Chart (1985) Position
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ) 1
That was nothing to do with me! In 1985 I was far far away.
Cambodian prison isn't that far away from New Zealand, relatively speaking.
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I wish never to hear this song again.


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Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 8:56am
I wish never to hear this song again.

Yes and that Mariah Carey song too!

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revbob wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 9:29am
Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 8:56am
I wish never to hear this song again.

Yes and that Mariah Carey song too!
:yuck: *nods*

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Rat Patrol wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 1:09pm
Any hipster who is misappropriating Leonard Cohen's "Halelujiah" as a fuckin' Xmas song.
Uhhhh...say what, now?
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Not exactly a bad Christmas song...but I was in the grocery store the other day and they were playing Clarence Carter's Back Door Santa - which is quite suggestive and I found it very funny! Right in-between Mariah Carey and the rest of the overplayed holiday favorites was this gem!
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I'd love to put this in the other Christmas music thread because it's The Fall, but this is pretty awful.
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JennyB wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 10:28am
Rat Patrol wrote:
01 Dec 2018, 1:09pm
Any hipster who is misappropriating Leonard Cohen's "Halelujiah" as a fuckin' Xmas song.
Uhhhh...say what, now?
Like a virus turning pandemic...with sleigh bells . X(

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Isny hallelujah already Hillary Clinton's campaign song according to snl or whatever?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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revbob wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 9:29am
Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 8:56am
I wish never to hear this song again.

Yes and that Mariah Carey song too!
Both songs are legit good songs. It's not the songs' fault they are overplayed.

Also, I never heard Last Christmas once in the 90s.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 11:45am
revbob wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 9:29am
Mimi wrote:
03 Dec 2018, 8:56am
I wish never to hear this song again.

Yes and that Mariah Carey song too!
Both songs are legit good songs. It's not the songs' fault they are overplayed.

Also, I never heard Last Christmas once in the 90s.
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