The All-Asshole Band
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Bruce is the limp dick maga srp of the beach boys. Total embarrassment (even if I actually like most of his songs)
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Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.
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Beyond the horrible music, what's your nominating evidence?
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Does the hair count?
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I think he's a bigger jerk than Mike.
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Hello,Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:45pmHuh. The Beach Boys are assholier than I thought.WestwayKid wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:28pmHe's a conservative douche bag and an old crank. I've heard that Mike is far nicer than most people think, but that Bruce has a huge ego and generally can't be bothered to interact with fans.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:22pmBesides working with Mike Love for half a century—good lord, is he insane?—what's he done that qualifies?WestwayKid wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:19pmHow about Bruce Johnston or have we already reached our Beach Boy quota?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 4:21pmStill need someone who plays synths. Are any of the Depeche Modes assholes? Any of those 70s prog guys?
Assholier than thou?
C'mon, I can't be the first who thought of that.
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Only as a multiplying factor.
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Anybody who used to read Spin had to have thought those words at least twice.gkbill wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 6:16pmHello,Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:45pmHuh. The Beach Boys are assholier than I thought.WestwayKid wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:28pmHe's a conservative douche bag and an old crank. I've heard that Mike is far nicer than most people think, but that Bruce has a huge ego and generally can't be bothered to interact with fans.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:22pmBesides working with Mike Love for half a century—good lord, is he insane?—what's he done that qualifies?WestwayKid wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 5:19pm
How about Bruce Johnston or have we already reached our Beach Boy quota?
Assholier than thou?
C'mon, I can't be the first who thought of that.
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I submit 3 pieces of evidence:
1. An infamous story that circulates of a guy on a flight with Kenny G. Kenny acted like a high and mighty piece of shit and refused to talk to anyone or sign autographs or whatever and then when everyone boarded it turned out he was in coach with all the people he snubbed.
2. He was on a podcast recently complaining about how the lazy poor need to get back to their minimum wage jobs and that's why there's a job shortage.
3. Most all time asshholeish: when duotones got famous, Kenny g insisted on it getting quickly reissued with 2 changes: 1. Changing the track listing to put songbird at the opening of the CD, and 2. There was a song that features a guest musician but Kenny had that song remixed and the guest's part removed so that he wouldn't have to give the musician any further royalties from sales.
Grade A nuclear asshole.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Ugh. Added.Flex wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 6:19pmI submit 3 pieces of evidence:
1. An infamous story that circulates of a guy on a flight with Kenny G. Kenny acted like a high and mighty piece of shit and refused to talk to anyone or sign autographs or whatever and then when everyone boarded it turned out he was in coach with all the people he snubbed.
2. He was on a podcast recently complaining about how the lazy poor need to get back to their minimum wage jobs and that's why there's a job shortage.
3. Most all time asshholeish: when duotones got famous, Kenny g insisted on it getting quickly reissued with 2 changes: 1. Changing the track listing to put songbird at the opening of the CD, and 2. There was a song that features a guest musician but Kenny had that song remixed and the guest's part removed so that he wouldn't have to give the musician any further royalties from sales.
Grade A nuclear asshole.
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Oh shit. Didn’t know that. Fuck that dude.Flex wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 6:19pmI submit 3 pieces of evidence:
1. An infamous story that circulates of a guy on a flight with Kenny G. Kenny acted like a high and mighty piece of shit and refused to talk to anyone or sign autographs or whatever and then when everyone boarded it turned out he was in coach with all the people he snubbed.
2. He was on a podcast recently complaining about how the lazy poor need to get back to their minimum wage jobs and that's why there's a job shortage.
3. Most all time asshholeish: when duotones got famous, Kenny g insisted on it getting quickly reissued with 2 changes: 1. Changing the track listing to put songbird at the opening of the CD, and 2. There was a song that features a guest musician but Kenny had that song remixed and the guest's part removed so that he wouldn't have to give the musician any further royalties from sales.
Grade A nuclear asshole.
Miles Davis was also a piece of shit, but at least he was also Miles Davis.
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Re: The All-Asshole Band
Let's not forget Bono...
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Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
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