The All-Asshole Band

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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:02pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
I love "All Summer Long."
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:02pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
Hello,

Kid Rock on backing vocals. This would be great - not only is he in the Asshole Band but he's on backing vocals.

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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Heston wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:12pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:02pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
I love "All Summer Long."
To be fair, I’m not at all familiar with his music, only his status as an asshole.
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Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:35pm
Heston wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:12pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:02pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
I love "All Summer Long."
To be fair, I’m not at all familiar with his music, only his status as an asshole.
Yeah, same here, but his level of doucheyness makes him a shoo in.
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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Heston wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:12pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:02pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
I love "All Summer Long."
I genuinely thought Matey wrote that.

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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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revbob wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:57pm
Heston wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:12pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:02pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 8:59pm
Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
I love "All Summer Long."
I genuinely thought Matey wrote that.
I genuinely thought he meant the Beach Boys song, not the Kid Rock one.
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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Kid Rock is very much in.
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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 11:35pm
revbob wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:57pm
Heston wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:12pm
Kimmelweck wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 10:02pm
Wolter wrote:
13 Oct 2021, 9:48pm

I mean…can he, though?
Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.
I love "All Summer Long."
I genuinely thought Matey wrote that.
I genuinely thought he meant the Beach Boys song, not the Kid Rock one.
I googled the song and noticed this lyric

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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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I feel like women are underrepresented in this band. I nominate Lana Del Ray (aka Elizabeth Woolridge Grant).
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I was trying to remember if Kid Rock had met Nugent. They are both assholes, both from Michigan. How quickly I had forgotten:
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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JennyB wrote:
14 Oct 2021, 9:58am
I feel like women are underrepresented in this band. I nominate Lana Del Ray (aka Elizabeth Woolridge Grant).
What are her issues? I like some of her tunes.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The All-Asshole Band

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matedog wrote:
14 Oct 2021, 10:27am
JennyB wrote:
14 Oct 2021, 9:58am
I feel like women are underrepresented in this band. I nominate Lana Del Ray (aka Elizabeth Woolridge Grant).
What are her issues? I like some of her tunes.
She called out Black and Latina singers for not getting the same criticism she gets and she was resentful that they have a voice and she doesn't. Stuff like that.
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I thought Ulrich was just a bit of a knob then I watched the Some Kind of Monster documentary. Turns out he's a bellend.

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