The All-Asshole Band

[Flex]

Bruce is the limp dick maga srp of the beach boys. Total embarrassment (even if I actually like most of his songs)

[Flex]

Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.

[Dr. Medulla]

Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.

Beyond the horrible music, what's your nominating evidence?

[Sparky]

Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.

Beyond the horrible music, what's your nominating evidence?

Does the hair count?

[WestwayKid]

Bruce is the limp dick maga srp of the beach boys. Total embarrassment (even if I actually like most of his songs)

I think he's a bigger jerk than Mike.

[gkbill]

Still need someone who plays synths. Are any of the Depeche Modes assholes? Any of those 70s prog guys?

How about Bruce Johnston or have we already reached our Beach Boy quota?

Besides working with Mike Love for half a century—good lord, is he insane?—what's he done that qualifies?

He's a conservative douche bag and an old crank. I've heard that Mike is far nicer than most people think, but that Bruce has a huge ego and generally can't be bothered to interact with fans.

Huh. The Beach Boys are assholier than I thought.

Hello,

Assholier than thou?

C'mon, I can't be the first who thought of that.

[Dr. Medulla]

Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.

Beyond the horrible music, what's your nominating evidence?

Does the hair count?

Only as a multiplying factor.

[Dr. Medulla]

How about Bruce Johnston or have we already reached our Beach Boy quota?

Besides working with Mike Love for half a century—good lord, is he insane?—what's he done that qualifies?

He's a conservative douche bag and an old crank. I've heard that Mike is far nicer than most people think, but that Bruce has a huge ego and generally can't be bothered to interact with fans.

Huh. The Beach Boys are assholier than I thought.

Hello,

Assholier than thou?

C'mon, I can't be the first who thought of that.

Anybody who used to read Spin had to have thought those words at least twice.

[Flex]

Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.

Beyond the horrible music, what's your nominating evidence?

I submit 3 pieces of evidence:

1. An infamous story that circulates of a guy on a flight with Kenny G. Kenny acted like a high and mighty piece of shit and refused to talk to anyone or sign autographs or whatever and then when everyone boarded it turned out he was in coach with all the people he snubbed.

2. He was on a podcast recently complaining about how the lazy poor need to get back to their minimum wage jobs and that's why there's a job shortage.

3. Most all time asshholeish: when duotones got famous, Kenny g insisted on it getting quickly reissued with 2 changes: 1. Changing the track listing to put songbird at the opening of the CD, and 2. There was a song that features a guest musician but Kenny had that song remixed and the guest's part removed so that he wouldn't have to give the musician any further royalties from sales.

Grade A nuclear asshole.

[Dr. Medulla]

Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.

Beyond the horrible music, what's your nominating evidence?

I submit 3 pieces of evidence:

1. An infamous story that circulates of a guy on a flight with Kenny G. Kenny acted like a high and mighty piece of shit and refused to talk to anyone or sign autographs or whatever and then when everyone boarded it turned out he was in coach with all the people he snubbed.

2. He was on a podcast recently complaining about how the lazy poor need to get back to their minimum wage jobs and that's why there's a job shortage.

3. Most all time asshholeish: when duotones got famous, Kenny g insisted on it getting quickly reissued with 2 changes: 1. Changing the track listing to put songbird at the opening of the CD, and 2. There was a song that features a guest musician but Kenny had that song remixed and the guest's part removed so that he wouldn't have to give the musician any further royalties from sales.

Grade A nuclear asshole.

Ugh. Added.

[Wolter]

Do we need a saxophonist? I feel like Kenny g needs a spot here.

Beyond the horrible music, what's your nominating evidence?

I submit 3 pieces of evidence:

1. An infamous story that circulates of a guy on a flight with Kenny G. Kenny acted like a high and mighty piece of shit and refused to talk to anyone or sign autographs or whatever and then when everyone boarded it turned out he was in coach with all the people he snubbed.

2. He was on a podcast recently complaining about how the lazy poor need to get back to their minimum wage jobs and that's why there's a job shortage.

3. Most all time asshholeish: when duotones got famous, Kenny g insisted on it getting quickly reissued with 2 changes: 1. Changing the track listing to put songbird at the opening of the CD, and 2. There was a song that features a guest musician but Kenny had that song remixed and the guest's part removed so that he wouldn't have to give the musician any further royalties from sales.

Grade A nuclear asshole.

Oh shit. Didn’t know that. Fuck that dude.

Miles Davis was also a piece of shit, but at least he was also Miles Davis.

[revbob]

Let's not forget Bono...

[Flex]

Let's not forget Bono...

Dammit Bob, I was so close

[Dr. Medulla]

Let's not forget Bono...

But he cares about Africa!

[Kimmelweck]

Any room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.