I mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
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Well, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.Wolter wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 9:48pmI mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
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I love "All Summer Long."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:02pmWell, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.Wolter wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 9:48pmI mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Hello,Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:02pmWell, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.Wolter wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 9:48pmI mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
Kid Rock on backing vocals. This would be great - not only is he in the Asshole Band but he's on backing vocals.
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To be fair, I’m not at all familiar with his music, only his status as an asshole.Heston wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:12pmI love "All Summer Long."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:02pmWell, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.Wolter wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 9:48pmI mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
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Yeah, same here, but his level of doucheyness makes him a shoo in.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:35pmTo be fair, I’m not at all familiar with his music, only his status as an asshole.Heston wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:12pmI love "All Summer Long."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:02pmWell, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.Wolter wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 9:48pmI mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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I genuinely thought Matey wrote that.Heston wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:12pmI love "All Summer Long."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:02pmWell, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.Wolter wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 9:48pmI mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
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I genuinely thought he meant the Beach Boys song, not the Kid Rock one.revbob wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:57pmI genuinely thought Matey wrote that.Heston wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:12pmI love "All Summer Long."Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 10:02pmWell, probably not very well. But a quick glance at his wikipedia page lists "rapper". His main talent is "asshole" though.Wolter wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 9:48pmI mean…can he, though?Kimmelweck wrote: ↑13 Oct 2021, 8:59pmAny room for Kid Rock in this band? He can maybe rap or something.
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Kid Rock is very much in.
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I feel like women are underrepresented in this band. I nominate Lana Del Ray (aka Elizabeth Woolridge Grant).
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I was trying to remember if Kid Rock had met Nugent. They are both assholes, both from Michigan. How quickly I had forgotten:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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What are her issues? I like some of her tunes.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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She called out Black and Latina singers for not getting the same criticism she gets and she was resentful that they have a voice and she doesn't. Stuff like that.
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I thought Ulrich was just a bit of a knob then I watched the Some Kind of Monster documentary. Turns out he's a bellend.