The Coolest Song of All Time

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The Coolest Song of All Time

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What you got? A song that just oooooooozes cool and makes you think, "Damn." I'm gonna nominate War's "Low Rider" but the floor is open to other suggestions. Let's build a cool mofo compilation here, people!

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I'll nominate this titan of driving-with-the-windows-rolled-down-and-the-radio-cranked-up total coolness:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
28 Sep 2022, 6:08pm
I'll nominate this titan of driving-with-the-windows-rolled-down-and-the-radio-cranked-up total coolness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoDh_gHDvkk&t=0s
You're just inviting Hoy to invoke Vanilla Ice/Blessed Decade here.
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This was never gonna work.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
28 Sep 2022, 5:30pm
What you got? A song that just oooooooozes cool and makes you think, "Damn." I'm gonna nominate War's "Low Rider" but the floor is open to other suggestions. Let's build a cool mofo compilation here, people!

Always liked that one. This is one i instantly thought of. Cool by name and, i think, cool by nature.


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I immediately thought of this. Then I saw it was on an album called "Real Cool Hits." So I guess it must be cool...

There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Hello,

I've got two:





Bootsy and George Clinton should dominate the list.

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War could also dominate this list.
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WestwayKid wrote:
29 Sep 2022, 1:24pm


War could also dominate this list.
Hello,

True. Using just War and Parliament, you could make a very cool list!

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A different kind of cool, but I've always felt cool listening to this band. There is something about the detached "fuck you" coolness of the Reid Brothers, combined with their eclectic DIY approach to making music.
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there are so many I could choose, after some thought, which muddied the waters for me so I'll go with my very first reaction ....
From what I see there's still a little hope
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Something from Betty Davis...or Black Sabbath.

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