Oh man. I'm there.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 9:32amI can’t recommend highly enough the audio version, which he narrates. He “croons” portions of some songs and inserts chuckles every so often that are so forced and dead that I don’t doubt for a second he inserted in his text, “[laugh here].”
Bad lyrics thread...
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See, I DO miss this content
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Your logic makes sense, yet Mike Love inspires so much more contempt from me, and I’m no apologist for Marxist-Leninists. Head and heart in conflict.
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I like Duran Duran, but Simon LeBon is a terrible lyricist.
Shake up the picture the lizard mixture with your dance on the eventide
You got me coming up with answers all of which I deny
I said it again but could I please rephrase it, maybe I can catch a ride
I couldn't really put it much plainer but I'll wait 'til you decide
Huh?
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Yes, appalling. I'll offer up...WestwayKid wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 11:24amI like Duran Duran, but Simon LeBon is a terrible lyricist.
Shake up the picture the lizard mixture with your dance on the eventide
You got me coming up with answers all of which I deny
I said it again but could I please rephrase it, maybe I can catch a ride
I couldn't really put it much plainer but I'll wait 'til you decide
Huh?
Telegram force and ready
I knew this was a big mistake
There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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http://www.amiright.com/real/nonartist/duranduran.shtmlHeston wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 11:27amYes, appalling. I'll offer up...WestwayKid wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 11:24amI like Duran Duran, but Simon LeBon is a terrible lyricist.
Shake up the picture the lizard mixture with your dance on the eventide
You got me coming up with answers all of which I deny
I said it again but could I please rephrase it, maybe I can catch a ride
I couldn't really put it much plainer but I'll wait 'til you decide
Huh?
Telegram force and ready
I knew this was a big mistake
There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
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Insert camera sounds and everything will be ok. Muppet might think its J Geils though.WestwayKid wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 11:39amhttp://www.amiright.com/real/nonartist/duranduran.shtmlHeston wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 11:27amYes, appalling. I'll offer up...WestwayKid wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 11:24amI like Duran Duran, but Simon LeBon is a terrible lyricist.
Shake up the picture the lizard mixture with your dance on the eventide
You got me coming up with answers all of which I deny
I said it again but could I please rephrase it, maybe I can catch a ride
I couldn't really put it much plainer but I'll wait 'til you decide
Huh?
Telegram force and ready
I knew this was a big mistake
There's a fine line drawing my senses together
And I think it's about to break
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Worth presenting in full, McCartney finding his inner Lee Greenwood.
This is my right
A right given by God
To live a free life
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Anyone tries to take it away
They'll have to answer, 'cause this is my right
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Everybody talking about freedom
We're talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
This is my right
A right given by God
To live a free life
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Anyone tries to take it away
They'll have to answer, 'cause this is my right
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Everybody talking about freedom
We're talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
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What the fuck is he talking about?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 2:27pmWorth presenting in full, McCartney finding his inner Lee Greenwood.
This is my right
A right given by God
To live a free life
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Anyone tries to take it away
They'll have to answer, 'cause this is my right
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Everybody talking about freedom
We're talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
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bombing the middle east, mostly
addendum: Afghanistan, anyways. I know Macca got touchy about the song being associated with the Iraq invasion.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Hello,Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 May 2023, 2:27pmWorth presenting in full, McCartney finding his inner Lee Greenwood.
This is my right
A right given by God
To live a free life
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Anyone tries to take it away
They'll have to answer, 'cause this is my right
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
Talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Everybody talking about freedom
We're talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
Talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I will fight for the right
To live in freedom
I'm talking about freedom
I'm talking about freedom
We will fight for the right
To live in freedom
You couldn't even do a "Drink every time you hear 'freedom"" game - it'd be too fast!
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I bet Labi Siffre was shitting himself.