Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:15am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:08am
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 7:09am
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Holy shit, that shirt is amazing
If you're willing to model it for us, I'm willing to buy it for you.
Omg yes
Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.
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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:19am

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend. :cool:

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:19am

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend. :cool:

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.
My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 10:37am
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:19am

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend. :cool:

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.
My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.
The object of Flex's wandering eye...?
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revbob wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 10:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 10:37am
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:19am

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend. :cool:

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.
My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.
The object of Flex's wandering eye...?
Image
I desperately want a picture of Flex wearing that shirt with her. That's my new Make a Wish desire. Make it happen, totally real Jesus!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 7:09am
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Holy shit, that shirt is amazing

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revbob wrote:
25 Oct 2022, 6:53pm
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 7:09am
Holy shit, that shirt is amazing
I like it!
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Oct 2022, 8:34pm
Local idiot dies of truckliness...

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... aring-one/
He showed them!

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Oct 2022, 8:34pm
Local idiot dies of truckliness...

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... aring-one/
At least he died doing what he loved, not giving a fuck about his brain.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

Pex Lives!

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Sparky wrote:
25 Oct 2022, 8:18pm
revbob wrote:
25 Oct 2022, 6:53pm
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 8:41am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 7:09am
Holy shit, that shirt is amazing
I like it!
Sparky knows! Tune in to the pack of 3s thread for more uk owusocal goodness

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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BostonBeaneater wrote:
25 Oct 2022, 8:34pm
Local idiot dies of truckliness...

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... aring-one/
They write folk songs about people like that. Really, really stupid folk songs.
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FYI, according to USPS tracking info, Flex will be able to gain access to all Boebert activities by no later than Friday.
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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 11:24am
revbob wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 10:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 10:37am
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:19am

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend. :cool:

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.
My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.
The object of Flex's wandering eye...?
Image
I desperately want a picture of Flex wearing that shirt with her. That's my new Make a Wish desire. Make it happen, totally real Jesus!
Um, I believe Kory and I are already fighting over Mrs. Boebert.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

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matedog wrote:
26 Oct 2022, 9:58am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 11:24am
revbob wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 10:53am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 10:37am
Flex wrote:
19 Oct 2022, 9:50am



L works, my friend. :cool:

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.
My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.
The object of Flex's wandering eye...?
Image
I desperately want a picture of Flex wearing that shirt with her. That's my new Make a Wish desire. Make it happen, totally real Jesus!
Um, I believe Kory and I are already fighting over Mrs. Boebert.
And while you two are sissy-slapping each other, Flex is gonna strut in like Tony Manero in that shirt and find out the temperature of crazy.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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