Flex & Wolt's Thread of Truckliness

[Dr. Medulla]

Holy shit, that shirt is amazing

If you're willing to model it for us, I'm willing to buy it for you.

Omg yes

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

[Flex]

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend.

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.

[Dr. Medulla]

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend.

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.

My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.

[revbob]

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend.

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.

My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.

The object of Flex's wandering eye...?

[Dr. Medulla]

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend.

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.

My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.

The object of Flex's wandering eye...?

I desperately want a picture of Flex wearing that shirt with her. That's my new Make a Wish desire. Make it happen, totally real Jesus!

[revbob]

Holy shit, that shirt is amazing

[Sparky]

Holy shit, that shirt is amazing

I like it!

[BostonBeaneater]

Local idiot dies of truckliness...

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... aring-one/

[revbob]

Local idiot dies of truckliness...

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... aring-one/

He showed them!

[Flex]

Local idiot dies of truckliness...

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... aring-one/

At least he died doing what he loved, not giving a fuck about his brain.

[revbob]

Holy shit, that shirt is amazing

I like it!

Sparky knows! Tune in to the pack of 3s thread for more uk owusocal goodness

[Dr. Medulla]

Local idiot dies of truckliness...

https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2 ... aring-one/

They write folk songs about people like that. Really, really stupid folk songs.

[Dr. Medulla]

FYI, according to USPS tracking info, Flex will be able to gain access to all Boebert activities by no later than Friday.

[matedog]

Does this work? https://www.ebay.com/itm/354122709099

If so, what size, hon?

edit: Never mind, found the exact kind in the picture. But lemme know how to accommodate your pumpkin spice beer gut.

L works, my friend.

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.

My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.

The object of Flex's wandering eye...?

I desperately want a picture of Flex wearing that shirt with her. That's my new Make a Wish desire. Make it happen, totally real Jesus!

Um, I believe Kory and I are already fighting over Mrs. Boebert.

[Dr. Medulla]

L works, my friend.

I'll be proudly wearing this a lot of places, I suspect.

My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.

The object of Flex's wandering eye...?

I desperately want a picture of Flex wearing that shirt with her. That's my new Make a Wish desire. Make it happen, totally real Jesus!

Um, I believe Kory and I are already fighting over Mrs. Boebert.

And while you two are sissy-slapping each other, Flex is gonna strut in like Tony Manero in that shirt and find out the temperature of crazy.