My apologies to Mrs. Flex for all the hot patriotic Christian chicks who'll be hitting on you now.
The object of Flex's wandering eye...?
I desperately want a picture of Flex wearing that shirt with her. That's my new Make a Wish desire. Make it happen, totally real Jesus!
Um, I believe Kory and I are already fighting over Mrs. Boebert.
And while you two are sissy-slapping each other, Flex is gonna strut in like Tony Manero in that shirt and find out the temperature of crazy.
I'd be fine just watching.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
huh, starting to think i may have bit off a little more than i can chew here
DON’T RUIN THIS FOR ME!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Wait does that mean I have to watch Flex wearing a t-shirt during Bernie Time? I really don't like guys wearing t-shirts during porn, so I expect that'd be the same with his Boebert-bone sesh. I'm less enthused now.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
Wait does that mean I have to watch Flex wearing a t-shirt during Bernie Time? I really don't like guys wearing t-shirts during porn, so I expect that'd be the same with his Boebert-bone sesh. I'm less enthused now.
Somewhere a pawless monkey also laughs at you!
"Ah-ha-ha! Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Good night." - Abraham Lincoln, Ford's Theatre, 14 April 1865
Wait does that mean I have to watch Flex wearing a t-shirt during Bernie Time? I really don't like guys wearing t-shirts during porn, so I expect that'd be the same with his Boebert-bone sesh. I'm less enthused now.
Sittin' at home, and I'm so excited
Goin' to the party though we weren't invited
