What joke?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 7:13pmEven saying Mr. Bates gets the joke across.revbob wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 6:55pmI used to work with a guy whose last name was Bates. I always respectfully referred to him as Master Bates.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 4:07pmGiven that The Toy used a joke calling him Master Bates, he was fated to porn.matedog wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 2:13pmThat dude worked at a hollywood collectibles store next to the movie theater I worked at in high school. He did porn around this time too. His dad was weird.Kimmelweck wrote: ↑03 Feb 2023, 7:49am
Bill Clinton reminds me of Scott Schwartz, the actor who played the spoiled rich kid in The Toy (1982, with Richard Pryor) and also played Flick in A Christmas Story (nothing against Scott Schwartz). Especially as an adult. Tell me I’m wrong.
Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116000
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Something about a circus with a cunning array of stunts.Kory wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 7:34pmWhat joke?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 7:13pmEven saying Mr. Bates gets the joke across.revbob wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 6:55pmI used to work with a guy whose last name was Bates. I always respectfully referred to him as Master Bates.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 4:07pmGiven that The Toy used a joke calling him Master Bates, he was fated to porn.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- Flex
- Mechano-Man of the Future
- Posts: 35803
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:50pm
- Location: The Information Superhighway!
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116000
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Fantastic. A few weeks ago in my punk class, someone brought up pop punk and Blink-182 and said that if people like pop punk, knock yourself out, but I can't find anything complimentary to say about Blink-182.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116000
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
When did Flex move to California?
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234677011/
God damn, what a mess Live is/was. I assumed Ed K (not going to look up how to spell his name) was the asshole in the band, kicking everyone out when he rejoined, but things are...more complicated than that.
God damn, what a mess Live is/was. I assumed Ed K (not going to look up how to spell his name) was the asshole in the band, kicking everyone out when he rejoined, but things are...more complicated than that.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
- Flex
- Mechano-Man of the Future
- Posts: 35803
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:50pm
- Location: The Information Superhighway!
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Holy smokes, that's a huge amount of drama for what is, fundamentally, some of the blandest music the 90s ever produced.matedog wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 1:24pmhttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234677011/
God damn, what a mess Live is/was. I assumed Ed K (not going to look up how to spell his name) was the asshole in the band, kicking everyone out when he rejoined, but things are...more complicated than that.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
I like the part where they bought a building and then the building collapsed.Flex wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 2:58pmHoly smokes, that's a huge amount of drama for what is, fundamentally, some of the blandest music the 90s ever produced.matedog wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 1:24pmhttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234677011/
God damn, what a mess Live is/was. I assumed Ed K (not going to look up how to spell his name) was the asshole in the band, kicking everyone out when he rejoined, but things are...more complicated than that.
*edit* there is a "Selling the Drama" joke to be made here.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116000
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
The contempt exhibited by the parties is like Ray and Jello talking about the history of DKs.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Flex wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 2:58pmHoly smokes, that's a huge amount of drama for what is, fundamentally, some of the blandest music the 90s ever produced.matedog wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 1:24pmhttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234677011/
God damn, what a mess Live is/was. I assumed Ed K (not going to look up how to spell his name) was the asshole in the band, kicking everyone out when he rejoined, but things are...more complicated than that.
This means something to someoneLive falls somewhere between Matchbox 20 and Creed on the cool meter.
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Hello,revbob wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 3:52pmFlex wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 2:58pmHoly smokes, that's a huge amount of drama for what is, fundamentally, some of the blandest music the 90s ever produced.matedog wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 1:24pmhttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234677011/
God damn, what a mess Live is/was. I assumed Ed K (not going to look up how to spell his name) was the asshole in the band, kicking everyone out when he rejoined, but things are...more complicated than that.This means something to someoneLive falls somewhere between Matchbox 20 and Creed on the cool meter.
I think it means somewhere between bland and blander.
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116000
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Sad and sadder would be my take.gkbill wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 4:14pmHello,revbob wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 3:52pmFlex wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 2:58pmHoly smokes, that's a huge amount of drama for what is, fundamentally, some of the blandest music the 90s ever produced.matedog wrote: ↑28 Feb 2023, 1:24pmhttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/musi ... 234677011/
God damn, what a mess Live is/was. I assumed Ed K (not going to look up how to spell his name) was the asshole in the band, kicking everyone out when he rejoined, but things are...more complicated than that.This means something to someoneLive falls somewhere between Matchbox 20 and Creed on the cool meter.
I think it means somewhere between bland and blander.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
- Flex
- Mechano-Man of the Future
- Posts: 35803
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:50pm
- Location: The Information Superhighway!
Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)
Matchbox 20 had some bangers tho?
Anyways, that grifter that the non-"talented" Live guys got hooked up with sounds like an amalgamation of Elon Musk, George Santos and Ted Bundy.
Anyways, that grifter that the non-"talented" Live guys got hooked up with sounds like an amalgamation of Elon Musk, George Santos and Ted Bundy.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!