Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)

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Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)

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To answer my own question: Hoy, Flex, Kory, and some 90s tv show actor Hoy discovered his weiner to.
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Somehow those fashions are even worse than I remember.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 9:19am
To answer my own question: Hoy, Flex, Kory, and some 90s tv show actor Hoy discovered his weiner to.
She has glasses so that checks out.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)

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matedog wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:24am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 9:19am
To answer my own question: Hoy, Flex, Kory, and some 90s tv show actor Hoy discovered his weiner to.
She has glasses so that checks out.
Dammit, I was gonna post a picture of Blossom, but it turns out she didn't wear glasses on the show.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:35am
matedog wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:24am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 9:19am
To answer my own question: Hoy, Flex, Kory, and some 90s tv show actor Hoy discovered his weiner to.
She has glasses so that checks out.
Dammit, I was gonna post a picture of Blossom, but it turns out she didn't wear glasses on the show.
I figure it goes Flex, Kory, Hoy

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revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:35am
matedog wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:24am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 9:19am
To answer my own question: Hoy, Flex, Kory, and some 90s tv show actor Hoy discovered his weiner to.
She has glasses so that checks out.
Dammit, I was gonna post a picture of Blossom, but it turns out she didn't wear glasses on the show.
I figure it goes Flex, Kory, Hoy
I've slightly revised: Kory, Flex, Hoy, Alex Mack.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:16pm
revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:35am
matedog wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:24am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 9:19am
To answer my own question: Hoy, Flex, Kory, and some 90s tv show actor Hoy discovered his weiner to.
She has glasses so that checks out.
Dammit, I was gonna post a picture of Blossom, but it turns out she didn't wear glasses on the show.
I figure it goes Flex, Kory, Hoy
I've slightly revised: Kory, Flex, Hoy, Alex Mack.
They all wish they were that cool (I have no idea who this is).

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revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 7:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:16pm
revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:35am
matedog wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:24am


She has glasses so that checks out.
Dammit, I was gonna post a picture of Blossom, but it turns out she didn't wear glasses on the show.
I figure it goes Flex, Kory, Hoy
I've slightly revised: Kory, Flex, Hoy, Alex Mack.
They all wish they were that cool (I have no idea who this is).
Some 90s tv character that Hoy might have pubertied to.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 8:04pm
revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 7:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:16pm
revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 11:35am


Dammit, I was gonna post a picture of Blossom, but it turns out she didn't wear glasses on the show.
I figure it goes Flex, Kory, Hoy
I've slightly revised: Kory, Flex, Hoy, Alex Mack.
They all wish they were that cool (I have no idea who this is).
Some 90s tv character that Hoy might have pubertied to.
That list is no doubt very long.

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revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 8:15pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 8:04pm
revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 7:25pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:16pm
revbob wrote:
17 Mar 2023, 6:03pm


I figure it goes Flex, Kory, Hoy
I've slightly revised: Kory, Flex, Hoy, Alex Mack.
They all wish they were that cool (I have no idea who this is).
Some 90s tv character that Hoy might have pubertied to.
That list is no doubt very long.
And likely to cause madness in others if revealed.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Re: Hey Flex (All Encompassing 90's Glorification)

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Wasn't sure if I should put this in the beer thread or not:
https://www.craftbeerkings.com/products ... copper-ale
(SOLD OUT!)
Image

Alosta Brewing is in Covina, CA (basically LA). I'm surprised they didn't go with a PA brewery.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 1:43pm
Wasn't sure if I should put this in the beer thread or not:
https://www.craftbeerkings.com/products ... copper-ale
(SOLD OUT!)
https://beerconnoisseur.com/sites/defau ... k=BYTrYtTv

Alosta Brewing is in Covina, CA (basically LA). I'm surprised they didn't go with a PA brewery.
If the beer is as distinctive and exciting as the music that inspired it then one thing will be guaranteed: it will have existed.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 1:51pm
matedog wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 1:43pm
Wasn't sure if I should put this in the beer thread or not:
https://www.craftbeerkings.com/products ... copper-ale
(SOLD OUT!)
https://beerconnoisseur.com/sites/defau ... k=BYTrYtTv

Alosta Brewing is in Covina, CA (basically LA). I'm surprised they didn't go with a PA brewery.
If the beer is as distinctive and exciting as the music that inspired it then one thing will be guaranteed: it will have existed.
Nothing says exciting like an English mild!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Oddly, I never noticed how completely ridiculous the drummer is in this video until somewhat recently. He has no kit so he just wanders around the set aimlessly. Who thought this was a good idea?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
27 Mar 2023, 10:20am
Who thought this was a good idea?
This stands as a good observation about the premise of this thread. :shifty:
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