The Mighty Musical Observations Thread

[matedog]

I'll be honest, the reason why I was looking up photos of The Big Bopper was because I'm still obsessed with the Buddy Holly boning Little Richard's wife story while LR watched. Because they are inextricably linked, I started thinking about Little Richard watching Richie Valens and/or The Big Bopper as well with his wife and whether or not Little Richard (and his wife) missed out on any potential hunks.

Little Richard probably would have been into Valens' age/ethnicity (probably would have referred to him as "little Latin boy" or something). Now I can't imagine Big Bopper doing anything without that damn phone. I would hope he'd be well hung based on his nickname and general size, so that'd be exciting, but Little Richard would probably get annoyed by BB using a stupid prop throughout the act.

[Dr. Medulla]

The back story to the rant is peak Hoy in the best way possible.

[Flex]

Absolutely top tier posting today, Andrew.

[Marky Dread]

I'll be honest, the reason why I was looking up photos of The Big Bopper was because I'm still obsessed with the Buddy Holly boning Little Richard's wife story while LR watched. Because they are inextricably linked, I started thinking about Little Richard watching Richie Valens and/or The Big Bopper as well with his wife and whether or not Little Richard (and his wife) missed out on any potential hunks.

Little Richard probably would have been into Valens' age/ethnicity (probably would have referred to him as "little Latin boy" or something). Now I can't imagine Big Bopper doing anything without that damn phone. I would hope he'd be well hung based on his nickname and general size, so that'd be exciting, but Little Richard would probably get annoyed by BB using a stupid prop throughout the act.

Trunk call.

[matedog]

I'll be honest, the reason why I was looking up photos of The Big Bopper was because I'm still obsessed with the Buddy Holly boning Little Richard's wife story while LR watched. Because they are inextricably linked, I started thinking about Little Richard watching Richie Valens and/or The Big Bopper as well with his wife and whether or not Little Richard (and his wife) missed out on any potential hunks.

Little Richard probably would have been into Valens' age/ethnicity (probably would have referred to him as "little Latin boy" or something). Now I can't imagine Big Bopper doing anything without that damn phone. I would hope he'd be well hung based on his nickname and general size, so that'd be exciting, but Little Richard would probably get annoyed by BB using a stupid prop throughout the act.

Trunk call.

I had to look that up: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/trunk%20call

That's hilarious.

[JennyB]

I am listening to a work zoom call about fighting hunger during COVID and I can't stop laughing about Hoy's post.

[tepista]

Now I can't imagine Big Bopper doing anything without that damn phone. I would hope he'd be well hung based on his nickname and general size, so that'd be exciting, but Little Richard would probably get annoyed by BB using a stupid prop throughout the act.

Oh, baby you KNOW what I like.

[Dr. Medulla]

The wife of a good friend is (semi- or mock) annoyed with me because I described Huey Lewis as store-brand vanilla ice cream in a white cup. But what part of that is even remotely incorrect?

[revbob]

The wife of a good friend is (semi- or mock) annoyed with me because I described Huey Lewis as store-brand vanilla ice cream in a white cup. But what part of that is even remotely incorrect?

That's pretty fuccking accurate. I usually use a Wonderbread comparison but I like yours too

[Marky Dread]

The wife of a good friend is (semi- or mock) annoyed with me because I described Huey Lewis as store-brand vanilla ice cream in a white cup. But what part of that is even remotely incorrect?

It's OK she's not stuck with you.

[Dr. Medulla]

The wife of a good friend is (semi- or mock) annoyed with me because I described Huey Lewis as store-brand vanilla ice cream in a white cup. But what part of that is even remotely incorrect?

It's OK she's not stuck with you.

Boo!

[Marky Dread]

The wife of a good friend is (semi- or mock) annoyed with me because I described Huey Lewis as store-brand vanilla ice cream in a white cup. But what part of that is even remotely incorrect?

It's OK she's not stuck with you.

Boo!

Yes, it's true!

[101Walterton]

The wife of a good friend is (semi- or mock) annoyed with me because I described Huey Lewis as store-brand vanilla ice cream in a white cup. But what part of that is even remotely incorrect?

Spot on.
I use vanilla all the time in this context but surprising how many people don’t get it.

[revbob]

The wife of a good friend is (semi- or mock) annoyed with me because I described Huey Lewis as store-brand vanilla ice cream in a white cup. But what part of that is even remotely incorrect?

Spot on.
I use vanilla all the time in this context but surprising how many people don’t get it.

Vanilla, Wonderbread, Coors/Bud/Miller, lowest common denominator.

[oliver]

How have I never noticed that Rhymin' and Stealing by Beastie Boys samples "I Fought The Law"?