Well, I could upload it for you if you prefer. Anything for you, buddy.
Heston just made like a Swan and took a dive.
He's just amazed at how much I care about him.
As Heston apparently didn't claim his copy, here's my mailing address:
Olaf the Polaf
Waschbärgasse 13
54321 Flötenhausen
Germany
Danke!
I really want there to be a Raccoon Lane in some quaint German village.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
As Heston apparently didn't claim his copy, here's my mailing address:
Olaf the Polaf
Waschbärgasse 13
54321 Flötenhausen
Germany
Danke!
I really want there to be a Raccoon Lane in some quaint German village.
You can bet your nut it exists.
That's beyond whimsical; that's adorable!
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Coincidentally, we had a rare daytime (like, 4 pm) raccoon sighting here yesterday. Crawling along our fence and then onto our neighbour's tree and roof. No evidence of being German, tho.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Coincidentally, we had a rare daytime (like, 4 pm) raccoon sighting here yesterday. Crawling along our fence and then onto our neighbour's tree and roof. No evidence of being German, tho.
Do they even make raccoons that AREN'T German?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Coincidentally, we had a rare daytime (like, 4 pm) raccoon sighting here yesterday. Crawling along our fence and then onto our neighbour's tree and roof. No evidence of being German, tho.
Do they even make raccoons that AREN'T German?
Do Austrians count?
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Coincidentally, we had a rare daytime (like, 4 pm) raccoon sighting here yesterday. Crawling along our fence and then onto our neighbour's tree and roof. No evidence of being German, tho.
Was it rabid? My psycho neighbor across the street shot and killed a rabid raccoon a few weeks ago instead of calling animal control like those of us whop aren't complete fucking psychos would do.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Coincidentally, we had a rare daytime (like, 4 pm) raccoon sighting here yesterday. Crawling along our fence and then onto our neighbour's tree and roof. No evidence of being German, tho.
Was it rabid? My psycho neighbor across the street shot and killed a rabid raccoon a few weeks ago instead of calling animal control like those of us whop aren't complete fucking psychos would do.
No clue. It wasn't acting odder than any other raccoon.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Coincidentally, we had a rare daytime (like, 4 pm) raccoon sighting here yesterday. Crawling along our fence and then onto our neighbour's tree and roof. No evidence of being German, tho.
Was it rabid? My psycho neighbor across the street shot and killed a rabid raccoon a few weeks ago instead of calling animal control like those of us whop aren't complete fucking psychos would do.
No clue. It wasn't acting odder than any other raccoon.
You just dont normally get them out during the daylight so that's a bit odd
Coincidentally, we had a rare daytime (like, 4 pm) raccoon sighting here yesterday. Crawling along our fence and then onto our neighbour's tree and roof. No evidence of being German, tho.
Was it rabid? My psycho neighbor across the street shot and killed a rabid raccoon a few weeks ago instead of calling animal control like those of us whop aren't complete fucking psychos would do.
No clue. It wasn't acting odder than any other raccoon.
You just dont normally get them out during the daylight so that's a bit odd
Yup, I agree. Probably due to cancel culture messing everything up.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft