Misheard Lyrics

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For years my brother thought the chorus to SLF's "Straw Dogs" was - Judge Armstrong! Judge Armstrong! One day I was listening to SLF in the car and he asked me to play the Judge Armstrong song and I said, "What the hell is that!"
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I've had a cold all week so I've been taking a lot of Dayqil and Nyquil, so I keep think of "Let Me Go" by Heaven 17:

"DAYQUIL, all I want is NYQUIL, I don't need the DAYQUIL, all I want is NYQUIL...."
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DayQuil sucks. It makes me just as loopy as NyQuil without the blessed relief of sleep. And if I take DayQuil at work it's harder to work than if I just suck it up and suffer the cold symptoms.
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Bankrobber wrote:For years my brother thought the chorus to SLF's "Straw Dogs" was - Judge Armstrong! Judge Armstrong! One day I was listening to SLF in the car and he asked me to play the Judge Armstrong song and I said, "What the hell is that!"
Judge Armstrong, bark and bite
Judge Armstrong, might is right
Judge Armstrong, stab and hate
Judge Armstrong, split and rape
Judge Armstrong, gouge and blind
Judge Armstrong, crunch and grind
Judge Armstrong, mash and maim
Judge Armstrong, cash and fame
Judge Armstrong, cut and kill
Judge Armstrong, guts for sale

Probably Jakes best lyrics. ;)
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On the Stones "She's a Rainbow"

Have you seen a lady Pharaoh?
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tepista wrote:Image
I'm a sucker for cheesy lyrics!
Chewing oot a rhythm on my bubblegum

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tepista wrote:On the Stones "She's a Rainbow"

Have you seen a lady Pharaoh?
Me and one of my brothers used to think it said "have you seen a lady fairy", then we'd laugh like hell and point at a pic of Jagger on any album. Children, I think is the word for what we was.
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My seven year old daughter singing that "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk yesterday...

She's up all night til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up for Mexican luggage
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:My seven year old daughter singing that "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk yesterday...

She's up all night til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up for Mexican luggage
They make the best luggage.
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Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:My seven year old daughter singing that "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk yesterday...

She's up all night til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up for Mexican luggage
They make the best luggage.
Yes it's all those extra pockets.

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101Walterton wrote:
Marky Dread wrote:
Heston wrote:My seven year old daughter singing that "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk yesterday...

She's up all night til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up for Mexican luggage
They make the best luggage.
Yes it's all those extra pockets.
:mrgreen:
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My humanity
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The end of liberty


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You're caught up in a fizzy cyst
But now your name is on the mailbag list
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:You're caught up in a fizzy cyst
But now your name is on the mailbag list
You should get that fizzy cyst looked at.
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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