First song you can remember hearing

[Flex]

He's a local boy so we were privileged to hear every scrap of Garth Brooks news.

But seriously, I thought his cover of "Hard Luck Woman" on the Kiss tribute cd was alright. Everything else of his can suck a donkey choad.

[Bankrobber]

He's a local boy so we were privileged to hear every scrap of Garth Brooks news.

But seriously, I thought his cover of "Hard Luck Woman" on the Kiss tribute cd was alright. Everything else of his can suck a donkey choad.

My friend's older sister legitamently likes Chris Gaines. when she talked to me about it, I fought the urge to laugh in her face.

[Dr. Medulla]

Cowboy hat, boots, tight jeans and those awful shirts...zooming around 40 feet in the air. He would take off like he was running and -whoose right into the air.

Reminds me, in terms of idiotic spectacle, that Tommy Lee had some kind of cage set up during one of the Crue's tours that would elevate and flip him 180 degrees—so he was playing drums upside down. Whose already limited minds were blown more—Garth's fans or the Crue's fans?

[Bankrobber]

Cowboy hat, boots, tight jeans and those awful shirts...zooming around 40 feet in the air. He would take off like he was running and -whoose right into the air.

Reminds me, in terms of idiotic spectacle, that Tommy Lee had some kind of cage set up during one of the Crue's tours that would elevate and flip him 180 degrees—so he was playing drums upside down. Whose already limited minds were blown more—Garth's fans or the Crue's fans?

Garth's fans most likely...I'm sure someone in those crowds thought that was the pennicle of entertainment.

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

[eumaas]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

[Flex]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

[Bankrobber]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

If it gives off sparks...then yes.

[Wolter]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

So, the Dwarves?

[Flex]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

So, the Dwarves?

Oh hells yeah, you know it.

[Bankrobber]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

Reminds me of the vampire Los Lobos playing dead body instruments in From dusk till Dawn.

[Heston]

...Garth Brooks

Nothing brings back nauseating grade school memories to me like the name GARTH BROOKS.

It puts me back in Mrs. Russell's second grade class and riding the bus. Everyone thought that "rodeo" song was so badass (especially the "It's that damned old rodeo" lyric). Garth Brooks.....I also remember concert footage where he would fly around stadiums on a wire at the climax of a show. God....I'm glad that's over

Is that the fat bastard who covered Hard luck woman? I hope he gets assassinated by rocket-firing Kiss midgets.

[matedog]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

Reminds me of the vampire Los Lobos playing dead body instruments in From dusk till Dawn.

What a good movie. At least I remember it being good.

[Wolter]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

Reminds me of the vampire Los Lobos playing dead body instruments in From dusk till Dawn.

What a good movie. At least I remember it being good.

You remember a lot of things being good.

[Dr. Medulla]

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

Reminds me of the vampire Los Lobos playing dead body instruments in From dusk till Dawn.

What a good movie. At least I remember it being good.

You remember a lot of things being good.

Hoy's memory is worse than mine. Or at least his judgement.

[Flex]

Frankly from the stand point of sheer spectical, a man flying around on a wire is more interesting to watch than a guy strapped into a rotating drum kit.

What about a flying rotating drum kit?

Made out of dead babies.

Reminds me of the vampire Los Lobos playing dead body instruments in From dusk till Dawn.

What a fun movie. At least I remember it being really fun.

With a little edit, his statement suddenly becomes justifiable.