The KISS thread
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FIRST KISS POZT OF ")")
ALL THE BEST NOFOS
ALL THE BEST NOFOS
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Happy 2020, you absolute madman.
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I know I keep writing ")!( on all my cheques.
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EDIT: No really, I almost choked laughing at this.
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Re: The KISS thread
Drunk Heston will always be this board's comedy muse.
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Re: The KISS thread
It was Gen Simmons on the cover if clack market clash
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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In my mind, I picture your fingers becoming sausage fat the moment you click onto this thread. You mash the keys, hopeful but helpless as to the results, but only leaving the thread can return your hands to their normal size.
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Re: The KISS thread
He should try posting it from his phone with the voice recognition. That would be hilarious.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2020, 9:35pmIn my mind, I picture your fingers becoming sausage fat the moment you click onto this thread. You mash the keys, hopeful but helpless as to the results, but only leaving the thread can return your hands to their normal size.
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Does voice to text even work in Geordie?revbob wrote: ↑01 Feb 2020, 10:57amHe should try posting it from his phone with the voice recognition. That would be hilarious.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2020, 9:35pmIn my mind, I picture your fingers becoming sausage fat the moment you click onto this thread. You mash the keys, hopeful but helpless as to the results, but only leaving the thread can return your hands to their normal size.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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if clack market clash will americana for humbug
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
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I heard someone say that the Kiss Army were the Jugalos of the 70s. I buy it.
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Ha! Totally.BostonBeaneater wrote: ↑01 Feb 2020, 12:54pmI heard someone say that the Kiss Army were the Jugalos of the 70s. I buy it.
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I picture iPhones smoking and melting like in old sci-fi movies where robots are stumped by simple logic problems.Wolter wrote: ↑01 Feb 2020, 11:30amDoes voice to text even work in Geordie?revbob wrote: ↑01 Feb 2020, 10:57amHe should try posting it from his phone with the voice recognition. That would be hilarious.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Jan 2020, 9:35pmIn my mind, I picture your fingers becoming sausage fat the moment you click onto this thread. You mash the keys, hopeful but helpless as to the results, but only leaving the thread can return your hands to their normal size.
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Hence sommons (
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Re: The KISS thread
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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