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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
21 Apr 2023, 11:00am
WestwayKid wrote: ↑
21 Apr 2023, 10:30am
 https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/g ... -stop-care

You wanted the best, you got the...
You think the Replacements would pause their show because an old man was addled?
Hell no, Bob Stinson was known to relieve himself on stage and not miss a lead!
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Sparky wrote: ↑
21 Apr 2023, 5:24pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
21 Apr 2023, 11:00am
WestwayKid wrote: ↑
21 Apr 2023, 10:30am
 https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/g ... -stop-care

You wanted the best, you got the...
You think the Replacements would pause their show because an old man was addled?
Hell no, Bob Stinson was known to relieve himself on stage and not miss a lead!
Whoop, whoop!
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thehardtimes.net/opinion/opinion-its-not-too-late-for-kiss-to-start-making-good-music/?fbclid=IwAR20sUmAMQ20QJLQJxAJ8J2dU8rdb5bhkEAiB3Cn0anh0JJhcpS0nEJZdJs
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Shit, someone fix it for me.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Fuckers are stealing our material!
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Heston wrote: ↑
22 Apr 2023, 1:34pm
 Shit, someone fix it for me.
Let's see if this works.

https://thehardtimes.net/opinion/opinio ... pS0nEJZdJs
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Damn it. I raced here to share that.
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We were in Fresh Thyme last night and there was an aisle display of Gene's MoneyBag Vodka, which is produced by a Wisconsin based distillery. The display featured a life sized cardboard cutout of Gene (sans makeup). This is proof that Gene will sell anything, as he's gone on and on and on about how he never drinks alcohol. Heck, he can't even stand the smell of it...
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WestwayKid wrote: ↑
26 Apr 2023, 12:37pm
 We were in Fresh Thyme last night and there was an aisle display of Gene's MoneyBag Vodka, which is produced by a Wisconsin based distillery. The display featured a life sized cardboard cutout of Gene (sans makeup). This is proof that Gene will sell anything, as he's gone on and on and on about how he never drinks alcohol. Heck, he can't even stand the smell of it...
"It's not what we want, it's what the fans want."
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
26 Apr 2023, 12:52pm
WestwayKid wrote: ↑
26 Apr 2023, 12:37pm
 We were in Fresh Thyme last night and there was an aisle display of Gene's MoneyBag Vodka, which is produced by a Wisconsin based distillery. The display featured a life sized cardboard cutout of Gene (sans makeup). This is proof that Gene will sell anything, as he's gone on and on and on about how he never drinks alcohol. Heck, he can't even stand the smell of it...
"It's not what we want, it's what the fans want."
Reminds me of:
My brother died of alcoholism. I vowed never to touch the stuff. Also,
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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matedog wrote: ↑
26 Apr 2023, 2:53pm
Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑
26 Apr 2023, 12:52pm
WestwayKid wrote: ↑
26 Apr 2023, 12:37pm
 We were in Fresh Thyme last night and there was an aisle display of Gene's MoneyBag Vodka, which is produced by a Wisconsin based distillery. The display featured a life sized cardboard cutout of Gene (sans makeup). This is proof that Gene will sell anything, as he's gone on and on and on about how he never drinks alcohol. Heck, he can't even stand the smell of it...
"It's not what we want, it's what the fans want."
Reminds me of:
My brother died of alcoholism. I vowed never to touch the stuff. Also,
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Buy one case of Trump Vodka and receive 3 CU free from Trump University!
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https://web.archive.org/web/20030626074 ... lder.shtml

I know it's Pitchfork, but I love that they gave Music from the Elder a score of 0.0 ... :mrgreen:
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WestwayKid wrote: ↑
27 Apr 2023, 10:49am
 https://web.archive.org/web/20030626074 ... lder.shtml

I know it's Pitchfork, but I love that they gave Music from the Elder a score of 0.0 ... :mrgreen:
One of the special gifts of KISS is that their completist fans have had to buy—multiple times in multiple editions—so many absolutely wretched records, and even led some fans to convince themselves, no, this is actually good! Their shameless and greed must be laced with some malice, too.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote: ↑
01 May 2023, 12:11am
I like that he doesn't go obvious and say Gene Simmons. Paul Stanley gets to coast a bit in the duo by being less obviously shitty, benefiting from the power of relative comparison.
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