The KISS thread

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Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 8:43pm
Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
The deal also includes the opportunity to bring one friend along, and to take photos and record videos of the whole endeavor. *
* "Friend" can be any female between the ages of 13-17**, who you agree to leave in the care of Mr Simmons for the rest of the evening.

** Other restrictions may apply, suitability of friend will ultimately be determined by Mr Simmons.

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revbob wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 9:18pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 8:43pm
Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
The deal also includes the opportunity to bring one friend along, and to take photos and record videos of the whole endeavor. *
* "Friend" can be any female between the ages of 13-17**, who you agree to leave in the care of Mr Simmons for the rest of the evening.

** Other restrictions may apply, suitability of friend will ultimately be determined by Mr Simmons.
STD is both complimentary and obligatory.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 8:43pm
Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
I'd pay that of it was my choice of song to record. I'd probably make him duet with me on a cover of Play To Win.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 5:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 8:43pm
Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
I'd pay that of it was my choice of song to record. I'd probably make him duet with me on a cover of Play To Win.
Now that's just cruel. I didn't know you hated him so much.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Heston wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 5:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 8:43pm
Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
I'd pay that of it was my choice of song to record. I'd probably make him duet with me on a cover of Play To Win.
I'd contribute a few hundred bucks to make that happen.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 7:33am
Heston wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 5:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 8:43pm
Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
I'd pay that of it was my choice of song to record. I'd probably make him duet with me on a cover of Play To Win.
I'd contribute a few hundred bucks to make that happen.
But ... think of the children!
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 12:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 7:33am
Heston wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 5:03am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Feb 2023, 8:43pm
Well, Heston, how much stuff can you pawn?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/ge ... t_you.html
I'd pay that of it was my choice of song to record. I'd probably make him duet with me on a cover of Play To Win.
I'd contribute a few hundred bucks to make that happen.
But ... think of the children!
I know! The kids need to know how *everything* went wrong.
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revbob wrote:
26 Feb 2023, 4:56pm
The Real Housewives of Crown Heights.
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Are you a completist Heston?

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revbob wrote:
27 Feb 2023, 3:50pm


Are you a completist Heston?
Coming to a cut out bin this summer. :lol:
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Ace is playing the Whisky tonight. I passed by and saw his name on the marquee.

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TeddyB Not Logged In wrote:
27 Feb 2023, 5:17pm
Ace is playing the Whisky tonight. I passed by and saw his name on the marquee.
He's playing some nice small venues around the state. Ha, he's playing Agoura, which is adjacent to where I went to high school.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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