I thought the word was that he didn’t shower/bath at all.matedog wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:58pmI remember from Criss' bio that Gene used to (or still does) not shower after shows and stay in costume when he was on the prowl for tail. Can't imagine how bad he smelled.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:06pmI remember reading an article by someone who used to work in the porn biz (behind the camera), and the one thing people aren't prepared for is that porn sets fucking reek. It's serious piss, shit, fuck fumes, and b.o. You get used to it, but it's pretty rank. Anyway, yeah, being in that room.
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No as bad as his music.matedog wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:58pmI remember from Criss' bio that Gene used to (or still does) not shower after shows and stay in costume when he was on the prowl for tail. Can't imagine how bad he smelled.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:06pmI remember reading an article by someone who used to work in the porn biz (behind the camera), and the one thing people aren't prepared for is that porn sets fucking reek. It's serious piss, shit, fuck fumes, and b.o. You get used to it, but it's pretty rank. Anyway, yeah, being in that room.
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I see no value in applying hierarchies to such horror.Marky Dread wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 5:29pmNo as bad as his music.matedog wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:58pmI remember from Criss' bio that Gene used to (or still does) not shower after shows and stay in costume when he was on the prowl for tail. Can't imagine how bad he smelled.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:06pmI remember reading an article by someone who used to work in the porn biz (behind the camera), and the one thing people aren't prepared for is that porn sets fucking reek. It's serious piss, shit, fuck fumes, and b.o. You get used to it, but it's pretty rank. Anyway, yeah, being in that room.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 5:37pmI see no value in applying hierarchies to such horror.Marky Dread wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 5:29pmNo as bad as his music.matedog wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:58pmI remember from Criss' bio that Gene used to (or still does) not shower after shows and stay in costume when he was on the prowl for tail. Can't imagine how bad he smelled.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 May 2022, 4:06pmI remember reading an article by someone who used to work in the porn biz (behind the camera), and the one thing people aren't prepared for is that porn sets fucking reek. It's serious piss, shit, fuck fumes, and b.o. You get used to it, but it's pretty rank. Anyway, yeah, being in that room.
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KISS faking it? Say it ain't so, Gene, say it ain't so.
https://www.loudersound.com/news/kiss-c ... ecent-show
https://www.loudersound.com/news/kiss-c ... ecent-show
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Hypocrisy from the Simmons camp? Say it ain't so!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Jun 2022, 5:50amKISS faking it? Say it ain't so, Gene, say it ain't so.
https://www.loudersound.com/news/kiss-c ... ecent-show
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Even the pre-recorded vocal track is awful. So fuck knows what his real vocals sound like these days.
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Sorry, KISS, when you've lost Heston …
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Considering how Biblically ancient Johnny Cash seemed at his death, funny to think that Gene Simmons has now outlived the country star by a year now
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Huh, the world is really a shitty place after allSilent Majority wrote: ↑10 Jun 2022, 2:21pmConsidering how Biblically ancient Johnny Cash seemed at his death, funny to think that Gene Simmons has now outlived the country star by a year now
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Hello,
Start a new poll:
How much cosmetic surgery has Gene Simmons had?
Start a new poll:
How much cosmetic surgery has Gene Simmons had?
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This is the correct response.
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To say nothing of his inner ugly
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Maybe they're just senile?
https://www.loudersound.com/news/kiss-t ... alian-flag
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